…………………………………..Sometimes I wonder why I watch a team like this, man. I’m so tired already. I can’t even muster the energy to write a fun lil’ intro. You know what the deal is with this team: the deal is that the 2026 Boston Red Sox fuckin’ suck at baseball. So, why waste any time? Let’s get this over with, because we’ve got plenty of stuff to talk about over the past week. Feel like this is gonna be a relatively quick one, since I don’t know how many times I can tell you that we’re watching a bad team.
(Going back to read this intro now that I’m done, and hahahahahahahaha of course I couldn’t keep it short. Who am I fooling? God I’m an ass.)
It’s Monday Morning Brushback time, y’all.
Defense Good, Offense Bad
Say what you want about Chief Baseball Officer Craig Breslow, but he was a man of his word when it came to emphasizing pitching and defense. The Red Sox’s pitching staff has a top-10 ERA in the league following the weekend, while their defense has graded out as by far the best in baseball in terms of defensive runs saved.
Unfortunately, it looks like that’s come at the expense of…well, anything resembling consistent offense. The only team that has a worse combined OPS than the Sox this season (.666; very fitting if you ask me) are the Mets. Boston boasts one of the worst total on base percentages across MLB (.310) and are the posting the second-worst combined slugging percentage (.356; I’ll let you guess which team is putting up the only worse slugging output as of the time of publication).
You know who the suspects are. Three Red Sox hitters qualified for the league’s bottom 10 in OPS as of Sunday morning. Sing ‘em with me: Durbin, Duran, Story.
It’s not just that trio that have sucked complete shit on offense. The only guys who can skate from criticism here are Wilyer Abreu, Willson Contreras, and Ceddanne Rafaela. Those three—along with Nick Sogard (who has had all of four ABs in the bigs this year) and Mickey Gasper (25 ABs to his name, wowwwww such a bigger sample size)—are the only guys this year who are able to say they’ve got an OPS north of .687.
Again: I can sit here and try to dissect exactly what the problems are (I’ve tried to! On this very website! Multiple times this season!!!! In blog posts just like this one!!!!!!). Honestly, there are too many to even name. They can’t move runners over once they actually somehow manage to get into scoring position. They strikeout far too often for a team that has nearly zero slugging potential to speak of. They ground out far too often in general, sans qualifier. Go ahead and name a dozen more problems in the comments; there’s no shortage of them.
So this all comes back to Breslow, especially now that this is official his entire show. Hindsight is 20/20, yes, but what the fuck are we doing here, guys? I’ve been one to complain about stupid defensive mistakes before (again, I’ve done so on OTM many times over the last few years!!!!), but I didn’t want the monkey paw to curl this much to the point where the offense is on life support.
I’m sure in the coming weeks and months we’ll carry out the official autopsy on the 2026 lineup. The larger conversations about Breslow will be shelved, by me at least, for another day (knock yourself out; I just don’t have the energy for it right now……this team is breaking me, man). Those will all come with time. I guess I’m just still shocked at how uninspiring this team is at the plate. Almost everyone looks like they’re hitting with a pool noodle. Here I was trying to find silver linings about the hard hit rate, or strides that were being made by Marcelo Mayer or Jarren Duran. Serves me right for sticking my neck out for perhaps the single worst Red Sox offense I’ve seen in my entire life.
Hope the defensive improvements have been worth it!
It’s Hell-o Watching Bello
(Yes, I’m aware this doesn’t actually rhyme.)
Speaking of sticking my necks out for guys: I think I’m done doing so for Brayan Bello.
Just as I was starting to warm up to him again after a pair of solid outings that were preceded by an opener on the hill, Bello self-destructed once again in Sunday’s finale against Atlanta: seven earned runs coughed up across five innings of work. He surrendered eight hits, several of which went for extra bases, and walked three Braves.
I don’t really know what else to say about his stuff on the mound that I haven’t already touched upon in a previous MMBB this year (with the exception of one point that I’ll get to in a moment). His cutter still sucks, and it’s still a bad idea to make it his number two or three offering (which, to be fair, he only ended up throwing it 9% of the time on Sunday……….I can make a guess why that is, though). So, it made no sense as to why he tried to deploy it as an out pitch with two strikes and two down in the first and a pair of runners aboard against a power hitter in Austin Riley. The Bravos slugger did exactly what he was supposed to do with a 88 MPH cookie that ended up right in his happy zone.
Bello can’t consistently get strikes with his changeup or his curve, and he’s never gonna consistently pile up the K’s. If he’s not spinning to keep the ball on the ground and if he can’t keep batters off balance, it spells trouble for him. Simple as that; nothing you didn’t already know.
Is this pickle’s solution really something as simple as preceding Bello’s “starts” with an opener? I don’t know if two appearances after an opener is enough of a sample size to see something sticky in that idea. But on the other hand………like……..it had been working. He was ass before the opener strategy, manager Chad Tracy and the gang enacted that idea for two starts, he threw 13.1 total frames in those appearances to the tune of just two earned runs alongside eight hits and a pair of free passes (12 strikeouts, too!), they dumped the opener plan for the finale against Atlanta, and then he was ass again.
I think having an opener appear before handing it off to Bello is at least worst revisiting once more. What’s the worst that can happen at this point? That he shits his pants, something he had been doing the entire season thus far without the assistance of someone from the bullpen to be his opening act?
A point on this topic of openers I want to share: Tracy, after Sunday’s loss, said the opener strategy could be back on the table.
Isn’t the onus on Tracy, the rest of the staff, and the organization to set Bello up for success?
I understand that Brayan’s a veteran at this point (one with a not-so-insignificant contract and financial commitment from the club, might I add) and that he should be expected to start a game right away, opener or not. But to quote John Mulaney talking about horses lose in hospitals, we’re well past that. It’s clear that at this point in time, the regular plan for Bello ain’t worth a lick.
So isn’t it the responsibility of Tracy to ensure that he’s getting the best version of number 66 by not burning all of his possible openers? This is especially the case when ace Garrett Crochet has yet to return and when you need guys to eat innings in order to survive in what is a truly putrid American League race (it is insane that we could hypothetically be in a playoff spot by the time Memorial Day rolls around next week). Isn’t the manager supposed to, I suppose, manage these things?
Regardless of what inning Bello toes the rubber in his next outing, though, he’s obviously got to improve. Otherwise, I don’t think an option to Worcester in the near future is out of the question. I’m rooting for him desperately. I’ve defended his pitching profile plenty of times before. I really want to see a homegrown talent succeed here, like he did in 2025. Yet it’s time for the veteran to start pitching like one, opener or no opener.
Oh, and happy belated birthday Brayan.
(What’s The Story) Trev and Sogie?
Trevor Story’s bad start to 2026 got worse this past week, as the shortstop has been placed on the injured list with a sports hernia. Chris Cotillo of The Mexican TimesMassLive reported that all options to get Story on the mend, including surgery, are being considered. As I’m writing this on Sunday before the finale in Hotlanta, it sounds like he could miss at least six to 10 weeks of action.
A trio of points I’d like to make on this front to round us out:
1. As reported in that same MassLive article, Story himself mentioned he’s been playing with this lingering groin issue since spring training.
“Obviously, I haven’t been able to really move like myself out there, so it kind of built up on me. After a few hard days in a row, it popped up and I just couldn’t kick it after that. It’s been a battle for the first month, month-and-a-half. I hang my hat on being able to play and being available, and obviously, now it’s probably a good time to re-evaluate that.”
Maybe that explains some of the struggles we’ve seen from Story, both at the plate and on the infield dirt, to begin 2026. To be frank, he’s looked lost with both the bat and the glove. Not to go all Savant slop on all of you, but the old saying is that a picture says 1,000 words. If that’s the case, I think a screenshot of Trevor’s Savant page can do all the explaining I need.
Bad. Really, really, really bad stuff. And honestly, if you watch the games (which I’d imagine you do if you’re reading this, thank you for doing so), you didn’t need me nor that screenshot to tell you that everything with his game this season has been rough to see.
With that said, here’s hoping the recovery process goes well for Story so that we can maybe get some productivity out of him in the second half of the season. For better or for worse, I think we’re gonna have him on the roster short of a DFA being executed in a few months. I don’t think anyone’s gonna trade for him along with the $25 million deal for 2027 that’s attached to him at this juncture (and that includes the Mets; I saw those rumors too and I don’t buy ‘em). I suppose stranger things have happened, and maybe Story can salvage something from this season, but I guess I’m not holding my breath. Just a shame all around, really.
2. Story’s time on the shelf paved the way for Nick Sogard to be recalled from AAA. While he’s not the absolute pinnacle of the farm system at this point, maybe he can step in and be a serviceable left-handed hitting option within the infield alongside the righty Andruw Monasterio at least for the time being.
For what it’s worth, Sogard has been hitting the ball real well this season for the WooSox: his triple slash prior to being called up to the big club stood at .269/.417/.454 for an .871 OPS across 168 plate appearances at the AAA level, with the five homers sticking out to me as an impressive figure worthy of a shout out.
Is five homers in the minors gonna get me out of bed in the morning? No, not particularly. However, to bring things back to what I spoke about earlier on in the article: this team is starved of offensive output right now, so any positive developments within the organization are a welcome sign and something that’s worth monitoring at the very least.
After all: Sogard’s Prospect Savant page don’t look too shabby. He’s been drawing a healthy amount of walks, he hasn’t been striking out a ton, and his average exit velocities have actually been quite firm. A solid approach at the plate could provide the foundation of some semblance of production, regardless of how long his stint in Boston this season lasts. Watch this space. Let me try to convince myself of something to latch onto, folks. I’m gonna go insane if I can’t, and I’m sure Mr. Secatore and Co. will not appreciate that outcome.
3. Tim Healey of the Boston Globe reported a piece of news regarding Marcelo Mayer prior to Sunday’s game that I was really hoping to see sooner rather than later.
Two words: THANK GOD.
With all due respect to Mr. Story along with his career accomplishments and previous reputation on defense, I think this moves has to happen—nay: had to, as in something that should’ve happened. I don’t think I’d hear much pushback to the idea of Mayer being a better fielder right now than anyone else you could put on the left side of the infield right now outside of, perhaps, Caleb Durbin. Durbin’s been sensational at third, though I’m not sure how he’d fare at short. Meanwhile, I’ve seen Mayer play both quite well. But I digress.
While Mayer’s offensive output has ebbed and flowed thus far in 2026, he’s already shown he’s a major league-caliber fielder. It would behoove the organization to get him over to shortstop now, especially while the incumbent Story heals up. Hell, I would’ve made the change much sooner—but I’m just a mere blogger trying to write this while my dog paws at me to take him to go pee (in a minute, Marshall, I’m writing thousands of words about a sub-.500 ball club…).
Point is: more Mayer at short, please. It’s been long enough. The kid’s got to sink or swim at some point; that means putting him in the lineup against more lefties and letting him get a hold of that position full-time.
Song of the Week: “If Not For You” by George Harrison
A beaut from the best Beatles solo album, of course.
Same time and same place next week, friends! Go Sox.
