On a mid-September day in 1787, the residents of Philadelphia stood outside Independence Hall (or rather, what would someday be called Independence Hall), with bated breath. Inside, an assembly of the nation’s finest statesmen were hard at work crafting an institution that would shape not only the future of their young nation, but the world. The door opened. Men whose names would reverberate through the generations stepped out. One observer, by the name of Elizabeth Willing Powel, spotted Benjamin Franklin and asked him what sort of institution he and his colleagues had made. “A baseball team, if you can keep it,” came the famous and not at all fabricated reply.
But Philadelphia could not keep its baseball team, and the Athletics would later decamp for Kansas City.
Fortunately, the Phillies stepped in and stood the test of time, just like how our Constitution replaced the short-lived Articles of Confederation (well, not quite, since the Phillies existed at the same time as their citymates, but close enough).
Our founding fathers did not live long enough to see the Phillies. But the examples they set live on in all American institutions, including baseball, and the teams which comprise it. Here, today, we could name the Phillies who best exemplify the principles, the wisdom, the learnedness of the founding fathers.
But it’s way easier to just name the Phillies whose names kinda sounds like theirs, so let’s do that instead.
George Washington: George Washington Harper (1924-1926)
George Washington may have been a Virginian, but he faced and overcame some of the pivotal challenges of his life in Philadelphia. It is therefore fitting that George Washington Harper, an outfielder from Arlington, Kentucky, would make his own way there. After three years in Detroit and two and a half in Cincinnati, Harper was traded to Philadelphia, where he would finish out the season, as well as the next two. Though he never rose to the prominence in baseball that his namesake achieved in politics, he played well, slashing .349/.391/.558 in a 1925 season that saw him get some downballot MVP votes. Just like the nation’s first president, he would then make his way to New York, though by trade rather than election (New York was the president’s home in the days before D.C.).
Thomas Jefferson: Thomas “Tommy” Jefferson Dowd (1897)
What nickname do you give to a guy named Thomas Jefferson? “Mr. President” would seem to be the natural choice. But no, Tommy Dowd’s nickname was Buttermilk Tommy. Better than Butterfingers, one supposes. An outfielder hailing from Holyoke, Massachusetts, Dowd played for the Phillies in those far-off days of 1897. In doing so, he took his namesake’s journey in reverse: whereas Jefferson had gone from the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia to Washington, D.C., Dowd played for the Washington Statesmen in 1891 (and the Senators in 1892), then joined the Phillies in ’97 (in between there was a long stop in St. Louis, which joined the United States thanks to a purchase made by, you guessed it…). Jefferson played in 91 games for the Phillies that year, having a rather limited impact.
Benjamin Franklin: Benjamin Franklin Oviedo (2005-2007, Venezuelan Summer League)
Philadelphia has more Benjamin Franklins (Benjamins Franklin?) than any other city on earth, as anyone who has walked through Old City will attest to, but no Ben Franklin has ever played for the Phillies. But one did play for the organization: Benjamin Franklin Oviedo, an infielder and left fielder, played three seasons for the Phillies’ Venezuelan Summer League Team.
John Hancock: Josh Hancock (2003-2004)
John Hancock started out in Massachusetts, then made his way to Philadelphia. So did Josh Hancock, a righty pitcher, who debuted with the Red Sox, and was then traded to the Phillies in exchange for Jeremy Giambi. Hancock played sparingly for the Phillies, tossing 3 innings across 2 games in 2003, then 9 across 4 in 2004. He was traded to Cincinnati midway through the 2004 campaign. If he didn’t sign his autographs in an unreasonably large size, it was a huge missed opportunity.
John Adams: John Bertram “Bert” Adams (1915-1919)
A backstop from Wharton, Texas, he preferred to go by “Bert”. He debuted with Cleveland (the Naps, at the time) at 19 in 1910, but played in only two games. He only played in 27 games total for the Naps across three seasons before the New York Giants took him in the Rule 5 draft in 1914 (yes, it is that old). A trade sent him to the Phillies, for whom he would play for the next five seasons. He was a backup in 1915 and 1916, played in about a quarter of the team’s games in 1917, then graduated to a proper timeshare in 1918 and 1919, playing roughly half the time.
James Madison: James “Jim” Madison Holloway (1929)
Jim Holloway, a pitcher from Baton Rouge, didn’t have much of an impact in Phillies history. He appeared in three games in the 1929 season, allowing 2 homers and 7 runs in 4.2 innings pitched, then never threw a major league pitch again. But he’s useful for this article.
John Jay: Jay Johnstone (1974-1978)
Outfielder Jay Johnstone played four seasons and part of a fifth for the Phillies, part of a career that lasted nearly twenty years. He was a good hitter with the Phillies, with an OPS of over .800 in each of his four full seasons with them. He was traded to the Yankees midseason in 1979.
Robert Morris: Robert “Bobby” Moris Morgan (1954-1957)
An infielder from Oklahoma City, Morgan started out with the Brooklyn Dodgers before being traded to the Phillies. He hit lightly, but still held down a starting job. The Phillies traded him to the Cardinals midseason in 1956, but the Cardinals sent him back in the offseason in a trade that saw Philadelphia stalwart Del Ennis shipped out to St. Louis. The Cardinals also sent along Rip Repulski, winner of the “this is definitely a name from a comic book” award.