PHILADELPHIA — Bombs burst in the air, and one even landed in the seats at Citizens Bank Park.
Yet for almost the entirety of this 96th All-Star Game, all was quiet on the banks of the Delaware during the American League’s 4-0 throttling of their National League counterparts in the first Midsummer Classic in Philadelphia since 1996.
Major League Baseball and the City of Brotherly Love went all in on America 250 – from quills to bike rides to Hologram Ray Charles and Patti LaBelle, all of which seemed to go over pretty well.
The baseball?
That was a much quieter affair, as you’ll discover when we break down the winners and losers of this annual midseason meeting:
Winners
The American League
And boy, did they need it.
After the AL set baseball back a few decades with an utterly mediocre first half – just five teams are over .500, and they went 132-160 against the National League – AL and Toronto Blue Jays manager John Schneider said before the All-Star Game that "the season is called a season for a reason. You see where it shakes out after 162, but there's definitely some strong teams in both leagues."
Well, after a 4-0 victory in which 11 AL pitchers held the NL to just three hits, maybe there’s a Junior Circuit renaissance around the corner.
Oh, one win in a truly meaningless exhibition doesn’t galvanize an entire league in any sense. It won’t make the Angels relevant, or the mound in Yolo County any more pleasant for Athletics pitchers.
But for a night the AL played crisp and nearly flawless baseball. Or perhaps, since the three-run first-inning rally was fueled by RBI hits from Cody Bellinger and Ben Rice, maybe just the Yankees are any good.
At any rate, the AL has won 11 of the past 13 All-Star Games. Perhaps they can dig out their first World Series win since 2023 come October.
The City of Philadelphia
All-Star Games can become glorified corporate spectacles. As the only pre-fixed date on the baseball calendar, the brands can roll deep, and the crowd seemingly consists of a never-ending stream of Capital One assistant vice presidents.
But the irrepressible Philly fan forced their way into the proceedings, filling up far too many seats for the MLB draft, bringing more bodies and energy to the Futures Game than recent memory and providing a full-throated roar in rooting for their homeboys in the Home Run Derby.
As so often happens, the crowd was a little tamer for Tuesday’s game, but the sea of Utley and Howard and Harper and Schmidt and Victorino and Morandini jerseys from Pattison to Reading Market was a feast for the eyes all week.
The AL Central
The longtime punching bag for the AL was showing off all its wares Tuesday night – to the extent a team can in a 4-0 snoozefest of a game.
Chicago White Sox third baseman Miguel Vargas put a capper on the game with a 433-foot blast to left field in the eighth inning. Pitchers Parker Messick and Cade Smith (Cleveland Guardians), Michael Wacha (Kansas City Royals) and Joe Ryan (Minnesota Twins) combined for four nearly perfect relief innings, with seven strikeouts and no walks.
And Area Young Man Kevin McGonigle of the Detroit Tigers got a very nice ovation in pregame introductions, marking his territory for what appears to be many, many All-Star nods.
Losers
The Actual Phillies
The great Cristopher Sanchez’s outing was just a few batters old when, his pitch count mounting, you stopped thinking about the three runs he was giving up to the AL and started to wonder when NL coach and Phillies manager Don Mattingly was going to overrule Dave Roberts and go out and yank Sanchez himself.
So it went most of the week for the hometown All-Stars, as Bryce Harper crashed out of the Home Run Derby after 20 swings and Kyle Schwarber fell one soul-crushing longball short – again – of taking home the trophy and related branded swag from a popular streaming company.
The game wasn’t much better, with Schwarber and Harper hitless in four at-bats, and Harper staging one of the worst ABS challenges we’ve seen this year (Hey, he’s a veteran future Hall of Famer in his home ballpark. He’s allowed). We’d be remiss to not mention Jesus Luzardo’s spotless relief inning along with Phillies closer Jhoan Duran living up to his elaborate light show by recording the final two outs, albeit in junk time.
Otherwise, Phillies fans might try to take solace in the notion that maybe the lads were saving their bullets for a three-way second-half fight in the NL East.
National League hitters
Bad enough they got shut out on just three hits, all singles. Yet in this All-Star Game, where you want everyone to play, everyone to eat, the lineup barely turned over.
Schwarber, batting leadoff, was limited to two at-bats, Harper one. Home Run Derby champ Jordan Walker, towering slugger James Wood, the dynamic Pete Crow-Armstrong?
All got one turn at bat, allowing virtually no chance to impact the game.
The Home Run Derby and All-Star Game
Speaking of which … what are we going to do about this?
Commissioner Rob Manfred began his annual midseason meeting with baseball media with the usual glowing remarks about the previous night’s Derby. Well, he was kind of lucky: Despite the hometown juice from Schwarber and Harper, the new format was inconsistent at best, with Walker saving the day with an almost mathematically impossible six homers in his final six swings.
That was cool. The rest was really mid, with hitters often mathematically eliminated halfway through their rounds.
As for the game? We’ve documented the many reasons why it was a dud on a night they boomed fireworks high in the Philly sky. So, what to do?
You can’t legislate velocity and nasty stuff out of the game – all of which gets nastier when the game’s greatest pitchers are limited to just one inning and can turn it loose. The result: one extra-base hit.
The innings moved so fast that the Fox broadcast could hardly get into its mic’d up set pieces before moving to several more minutes of commercials.
The game is cyclical. Perhaps this game will experience an uptick, too.
This article originally appeared on USA TODAY: MLB All-Star Game winners and losers: Philly showed out. Phillies? Not so much.