Friday at 7pm CT on ESPNU, Saturday at 1pm CT on SEC Network, and Sunday at 11am CT on ESPN2.
This might be the first time in 20 years that neither us, nor the Franzia Funnelers to the East are ranked. Gross. Clearly, ESPN didn’t think this would happen to both of us, as they put all three games on actual cable networks, and not just the app/SECN+.
The Knoxville Buttchuggers (NR)
‘26 Record: 18-7 (3-3 SEC). In OOC play, The Chuggers opened with a series sweep over Nicholls before the wheels came off and they lost 2 of 3 to Kent State. They also lost to UCLA, but just as with Clanga, losing to the #1 team is nothing to hang your head about. In that same mini-tournament, they beat Arizona State and Virginia Tech. They also took 2 of 3 from the Wright State Freds to close out OOC play as a decidedly middle of the pack SEC team.
In conference play thus far, they dropped 2 of 3 from Ugga in Athens, and then took 2 of 3 from Missourah (spits).
In short, they’re not very good. Seeing as we are also currently not very good, and we’re at home, there’s at least a chance we can take this series.
That’s about as much enthusiasm as I can whip up right now, as I’m still reeling from the news that the cavalry is never coming for our pitching staff this season:
Player to Watch: Honestly, not as many as we were accustomed to in the Tony “The Calf” Vitello era of Chuggers baseball. I’ll go with the very old corpse and horseless motor-carriage tycoon #9 Jr. 3B Henry “Detroit Zombie” Ford (.344/.400/.646 with 5 2B, 8 HR, and 25 RBI). They’re not mashing like they used to, so you might want to pitch around the Detroit Zombie.
Anchor of Gold Tiger Beat Hottest Pitcher: #9 Fr. LHP Cam “Apple Cheeks” Appenzeller (3-0; 1.77 ERA; 0.79 WHIP). He’s a freshman reliever who’s thrown 20 & 1/3 IP, and, well, he’s not exactly giving up many hits or walks.
Andrew VU ‘04 2026 All-Name Team Nominee: Not all that many options here, either, though they do have one classic “right out of central casting” style baseball name:#27 RS So. C Stone Lawless. That’s the type of name that comes with a free bag of Big League Chew.
On the Mound
Friday @ 7:00pm on ESPNU
Vanderbilt #39 Jr. RHP Connor “The Spice” Fennell (2-1; 5.74 ERA; 12.35 K/9)
vs. THEM #21 So. RHP Tegan “And Sara” Kuhns (1-2; 4.35 ERA; 11.61 K/9)
The Lineup
See you in the comments.