Lakers’ Austin Reaves’ buzzcut leaves the internet shocked

An image collage containing 1 images, Image 1 shows Austin Reaves of the Los Angeles Lakers dribbles the ball while guarded by two Oklahoma City Thunder players during a basketball game

It’s been over two weeks since we last saw Austin Reaves on a basketball court.

On Friday morning, Reaves was joined by his girlfriend, Jenna Barber, posing for a photo with a cake that read “Happy 28th,” as the couple was celebrating his birthday. But what was notable in the photo was Austin’s new haircut.

Austin was seen rocking a buzzcut on top of his head.

Lakers star Austin Reaves displayed a new haircut while celebrating his 28th birthday. X/@LADEig

The news of his new look comes after the Lakers’ season ended on May 11, following a 115-110 loss to the Oklahoma City Thunder.

The reaction of the Lakers’ guard rocking a buzzcut got some attention across the internet.

One of Austin’s friends from high school, Kelly Harriete, commented on the post saying, “I guess it’s the same haircut 2014,” showing a picture of Austin repping a buzzcut.

Other reactions on the post included X account @BallKnowerSquad commenting, “Two evolutions away from becoming Ivica Zubac.”

While Reaves is kicking back and enjoying his birthday with a new hairstyle, this offseason will have major implications for a Lakers team that is looking to win its 18th NBA title.

Reaves has to make a decision soon about whether he wants to come back to the Lakers for $14.9 million or elect to utilize his player option and hit free agency.

Reaves has a huge offseason lying ahead of him, with a massive contract extension coming his way. Gary A. Vasquez-Imagn Images

Last season, he appeared in 51 games for the Lakers, averaging 23.3 points per game with 4.7 total rebounds and 5.5 assists.

The Lakers will also have other areas they will need to address this offseason, such as what the future has in store for future Hall of Famer LeBron James.

On top of that, the Lakers have also been considered serious contenders in the Giannis Antetokounmpo sweepstakes, as reports indicate they will look to trade some draft capital for the former MVP.

Game Thread: We need our stopper

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Flyers Should Avoid Targeting Former 2nd Overall Pick This Offseason

While the Philadelphia Flyers may need to make an upgrade on defense this summer and find a power play quarterback while doing it, there are certain traps they must avoid to ensure a clean operation.

One of those traps happens to be a former No. 2 overall pick who is a pending restricted free agent seeking a big payday on his next contract.

In recent weeks and months, it has been reported multiple times that top New Jersey Devils prospect Simon Nemec is looking for a deal comparable to that of Luke Hughes, who inked a seven-year, $63 million contract that comes with a $9 million annual cap hit. 

The problem, though, is that Hughes had recorded 40 or more points in each of his first two NHL seasons, and might have done it again this year had he not missed 14 games due to injuries.

Nemec, 22, shows flashes at times, but just played his first full-ish NHL season and scored 11 goals and 26 points in 68 games - a slight improvement on a 19-point campaign in 2023-24.

On paper, the Flyers adding Nemec makes some sense, since they need a power play shot-caller and some young talent.

It would have made more sense, though, if they hadn't already traded Bobby Brink for David Jiricek at the NHL trade deadline two months ago and then follow that up with having Oliver Bonk make his playoff debut against the Carolina Hurricanes to end the season.

Simon Nemec does a lot of things well, and a lot of things very poorly. (Hockeystats.com)
Simon Nemec does a lot of things well, and a lot of things very poorly. (Hockeystats.com)

Between Jamie Drysdale, Bonk, Jiricek, Spencer Gill, Carter Amico, and Rasmus Ristolainen, for as long as he remains in Philadelphia, the Flyers have no reason to make such a risky play for an RFA, be it through trade or through offer sheet.

The Flyers have taken their fair share of licks over the last two seasons over Matvei Michkov's playing time and usage, and Nemec has been a similar story in Newark with the Devils.

Couple that with constant rumors of trade requests, a gaudy contract demand, and a level of play that doesn't currently warrant that contract, and the Flyers could easily get themselves in trouble.

Nemec does a lot of things well, to be clear. He has a good feel for the ice and where his teammates are, improved significantly at using his legs to kill plays on the rush, and is quietly a wizard at exiting his own zone and entering the opposing end with his skating.

He does, however, struggle to play with urgency, win pucks, and break pucks out cleanly from his own end.

After a successful season that ended with a two-round playoff run, do the Flyers have the patience to take on another project in addition to Drysdale, who is now finally coming into his own after three years, and Jiricek?

This is a move that would have made plenty of sense before the Flyers pried Jiricek out of Minnesota, but it now carries too much risk and baggage that could very well outweigh even the median outcome of Nemec's development.

Game #58 GameThread: Jays @ Orioles

May 9, 2026; Baltimore, Maryland, USA; A general view before the game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Athletics at Oriole Park at Camden Yards. Mandatory Credit: James A. Pittman-Imagn Images | James A. Pittman-Imagn Images

Adam Macko gets the ‘start’ tonight (likely closer to an opener). I don’t know what they expect out of him. Two innings, three? The most he threw in Buffalo is 2.1 innings. Austin Voth is to be the ‘bulk’ guy. And they are planning another bullpen day Sunday.

And Charles McAdoo makes his MLB debut, playing second base. No pressure Charles (can we call you Chuck?), the last guy to be in the right-handed platoon role at second base, hit just .188 (with one walk) and he got 28 games worth of runaway. If you can crack .200, we’ll be thrilled.

Today’s Lineups

BLUE JAYSORIOLES
George Springer – DHTaylor Ward – LF
Ernie Clement – SSGunnar Henderson – SS
Vladimir Guerrero – 1BAdley Rutschman – DH
Kazuma Okamoto – 3BPete Alonso – 1B
Daulton Varsho – CFSamuel Basallo – C
Charles McAdoo – 2BLeody Taveras – CF
Myles Straw – LFColton Cowser – RF
Yohendrick Pinango – RFCoby Mayo – 3B
Brandon Valenzuela – CJackson Holliday – 2B
Austin Voth – RHPTrevor Rogers – LHP

David Stearns takes stock of Mets, pinpoints problems that have led to disappointing season

On Friday, May 29, after 56 games played (just over a third of the way through the season), the Mets are 10 games under .500, 14.5 GB of the NL East and 7.5 GB of the final Wild Card spot.

They’ll begin another three-game series at Citi Field on Friday night when they host the Miami Marlins, who swept New York in Miami last week, but before the team takes the field, David Stearns met with the media to take stock of the Mets and their disappointing season.

“We have not had a good year so far, there’s no question,” Stearns said. “We’re not where we thought we would be. We’ve dug ourselves a hole. It’s not an insurmountable hole, but it is definitely a hole and we’re gonna have to play a lot better baseball to do what we want to do this year.”

After pointing out the obvious, Stearns attempted to pinpoint the problems affecting New York and, perhaps more importantly, explain why they’ve happened and continue to happen.

One of the biggest issues that has befallen the Mets this year – that is top of mind because of David Peterson’s failure on Tuesday to back up home plate on a double that resulted in a run, which drew the ire of SNY commentator Ron Darling on the telecast – is mental mistakes.

From the start of the season, whether it’s defenders not knowing how many outs there are, poor decisions on the basepaths or even an unsightly record on ABS challenges, New York has not played clean baseball this year.

After Peterson’s gaffe, one of many by the team this year, manager Carlos Mendoza was asked whether his coaching staff’s messaging to the players is being acknowledged and the skipper said he had no concerns in that department.

For his part, Stearns also offered a vote of confidence in Mendoza and the rest of the coaches.

“I think our coaching staff does a really good job,” he said. “Look, on the Petey [play] in particular, that’s a pretty heady player – he was frustrated – but that’s a pretty heady player who generally does a really good job with those types of things, so I wouldn’t put too much into that.”

A more obvious problem for the Mets has been their lack of offense, especially from players who were brought in over the offseason to add some thump to the lineup.

While injuries have limited some of those players and other stars on New York’s roster, what the Mets have produced at the plate all season is truly baffling. Even role players who have been given a chance to play every day and take that next step have failed to do so. 

“We’ve clearly had some players that we thought and still think that are capable of taking that next step forward in their careers, and we haven’t quite seen that yet,” Stearns said. It doesn’t mean we won’t or they’re not capable of it, but we haven’t.”

One of the biggest disappointments offensively for New York has been Bo Bichette, who signed a three-year, $126 million contract over the offseason after a great career with the Toronto Blue Jays.

But in his first season with the Mets, Bichette has had a terrible showing, hitting .225 with a .590 OPS – well below his career averages – while batting near the top of the lineup all season. In fact, after New York signed Bichette (and to some extent Jorge Polanco), it envisioned him, Francisco Lindor and Juan Soto to be one of the best top of the orders in baseball.

And while Bichette has struggled, Lindor and Polanco have both been injured for much of the season, leaving Soto as the only player atop the lineup who has come through consistently.

“That’s been one of the most frustrating parts of the season,” Stearns said. “We did believe that the top of our order would match any top of order in baseball and we haven’t had those players together and at various points when we’ve had elements of that group on the field, we haven’t gotten the production that we anticipated.

“So that has been frustrating, it’s been a challenge. We still believe that those are really good players and when we get them back at the top of the lineup, we’ll have a really good top of the lineup.”

Despite the results, though, Stearns still believes the Mets “have the talent to be a very good offensive team.” He is also encouraged by how the players continue to compete even after everything has gone wrong this season.

“I think the motivation and energy from these players remains very high,” Stearns said. “I understand there’s frustration everywhere, there’s exacerbation, we all get it, but our players are playing hard and they care and they compete and that’s a reflection on them and on our coaches.”

That energy and want-to out of the team is also part of the reason why Stearns isn’t ready to commit to any specific strategy at the trade deadline.

“We’re not there yet,” he said. “We’ve got time, so we’re not there yet.”

Giants activate Logan Webb and Jung Hoo Lee, place Tyler Mahle on IL

Jung Hoo Lee hugging Logan Webb in the dugout.
DETROIT, MI - MAY 27: Jung Hoo Lee #51 of the San Francisco Giants (R) greets starting pitcher Logan Webb #62 before a game against the Detroit Tigers at Comerica Park on May 27, 2025 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Duane Burleson/Getty Images) | Getty Images

As expected, the San Francisco Giants made a handful of moves on Friday, as they return from the off day to kick off a 10-game road strip, which starts a stretch of 13 games in as many days. We’d known for a few days that All-Star pitcher Logan Webb would be returning on Friday as the Giants face the Colorado Rockies, but the corresponding move was not known, and it’s a tiny bit surprising: fellow right-handed starter Tyler Mahle has been placed on the 15-Day Injured List with with a hamstring strain. Mahle’s IL stint is retroactive to May 27.

Mahle has been struggling all season, and has a 6.04 ERA, a 4.85 FIP, and an MLB-worst seven losses in just 11 starts. He’s looked nothing like the player who had a 2.18 ERA and a 3.37 FIP for the Texas Rangers a year ago, before coming to the Giants on a one-year deal that featured not just $10 million, but a very loud stamp of approval from Bruce Bochy.

With Trevor McDonald pitching very well while filling in for Webb, the Giants had a decision to make about their rotation. And while it seemed like a distinct possibility that they would make the decision to move Mahle to the bullpen, they instead kicked the decision down the road a bit by placing him on the IL. Now he can take his time getting fully healthy, make a few rehab appearances in AAA, and the Giants can reassess in a few weeks.

San Francisco also made a move on the position player side, by activating right fielder Jung Hoo Lee from the 10-Day IL, and optioning Will Brennan to Sacramento. This was the first day that Lee was eligible to come off the IL, which certainly suggests his injury was quite minor. Like Webb, Lee is slotting straight into the starting lineup at Coors Field, and will bat sixth. Brennan will head back to AAA where he’ll stay on call as emergency outfield depth.

Friday night Orioles game thread: vs. Blue Jays, 7:05

ST PETERSBURG, FLORIDA - MAY 18: Trevor Rogers #28 of the Baltimore Orioles looks to receive the ball back against the Tampa Bay Rays during a game at Tropicana Field on May 18, 2026 in St Petersburg, Florida. (Photo by Julio Aguilar/Getty Images) | Getty Images

Trevor Rogers will look to get back on track tonight against the Blue Jays. The Orioles received a quality start from Chris Bassitt yesterday, but the offense failed to carry its weight in a 2-1 loss. Baltimore will need to score more than two runs tonight if Rogers’ recent woes continue.

Adley Rutschman (DH) and Samuel Basallo (C) will both be in the lineup this evening against left-handed pitcher Adam Macko. Colton Cowser, Leody Taveras and Taylor Ward will handle the outfield duties. Coby Mayo will play third base, Gunnar Henderson will take short, Jackson Holliday will handle second and Pete Alonso will begin the game at first.

Albert Suárez should be available after rejoining the roster on a major league deal. Yennier Cano was testing his hamstring on the field earlier today. The team optioned Cameron Weston back to Norfolk and transferred Dean Kremer to the 60-day IL before tonight’s contest.

Baltimore carried some significant momentum into the series but suffered a setback last night. Can Rogers and the Orioles rediscover the good vibes this evening at Camden Yards?

Orioles lineup:

  1. Taylor Ward (R) LF
  2. Gunnar Henderson (L) SS
  3. Adley Rutschman (S) DH
  4. Pete Alonso (R) 1B
  5. Samuel Basallo (L) C
  6. Leody Taveras (S) CF
  7. Colton Cowser (L) RF
  8. Coby Mayo (R) 3B
  9. Jackson Holliday (L) 2B

Braves at Reds chat and discussion: Grant Holmes vs Chris Paddack

ATLANTA, GEORGIA - MAY 23: Grant Holmes #66 of the Atlanta Braves pitches against the Washington Nationals in the first inning at Truist Park on May 23, 2026 in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Brett Davis/Getty Images) | Getty Images

The Atlanta Braves and their offense which is currently second in MLB in runs scored will to Cincinnati to take on the Reds who are 5-5 in their last ten games.

The Reds have the fourth worst team ERA in MLB while sporting an offense that is right at league average being fourteenth in MLB in runs scored. Chris Paddack will have his hands full for the Reds as he takes the mound with his 6.86 ERA and Grant Holmes looks to continue his streak of solid starts.

The Braves only play the Reds six times this season, and after this series won’t see them again until the end of September.

First pitch is at 6:40 EDT

Lineup

Preview

Washington Nationals vs San Diego Padres Game Thread

CLEVELAND, OHIO - MAY 25: Daylen Lile #4 and Jacob Young #30 of the Washington Nationals celebrate scoring on a single hit by Luis García Jr. during the sixth inning against the Cleveland Guardians at Progressive Field on May 25, 2026 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Nick Cammett/Getty Images) | Getty Images

When the Nats and Padres get together, things tend to get interesting. That could be especially true this time as the two teams are as evenly matched as they have been in a long time. Both are over .500, but have gotten there in very different ways. The Nats are powered by an explosive offense, while the Padres have a lockdown bullpen.

Blake Butera is making a couple changes to the lineup. Dylan Crews will be back in there in right field, which pushes James Wood to DH. Nasim Nunez will also be at second base and hit 9th. Keibert Ruiz will be behind the dish and hit 8th. Paxton Schultz will be the opener today, but Andrew Alvarez will be coming for bulk relief duty.

The Padres offense has underperformed this year. Fernando Tatis Jr. does not have a home run, while Jackson Merrill and Manny Machado have also taken big steps back. Gavin Sheets, Miguel Andujar and Ty France have the highest OPS numbers in the Padres lineup. We know that the big names in the Padres lineup can get hot at any time though. Lucas Giolito signed with the Padres very late, but he has been solid in his first couple of starts for the team. He will take the mound and face the team that drafted him.

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Game Info:

Stadium: Nationals Park

Time: 6:45 PM EST

TV: Nationals.TV and Fox 5 WTTG

Radio: 106.7 The Fan

The energy in the stadium this weekend should be great, and that fires me up. This team is giving the fans reason to believe. Hopefully the Nats can continue playing better baseball at home, after an awful start to the year at Nats Park. This will be a fun test for the boys. Follow along in the comments down below, and let’s go Nats!

Game 56: Red Sox @ Guardians – Samaniego/Bello vs Cecconi

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - MAY 23: Brayan Bello #66 of the Boston Red Sox pitches during the second inning of a game against the Minnesota Twins on May 23, 2026 at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Malhotra/Boston Red Sox/Getty Images) | Getty Images

Great; another opener in front of Brayan Bello. The Guardians lead the AL Central while the Sox slipped right back into fifth place. Who’s looking for a fun weekend?!

⚾️ First Pitch: 7:10pm EDT — Progressive Field, Cleveland, OH

📺 TV: NESN

📻 Radio: WEEI

Magic hiring Spurs assistant Sean Sweeney as their new head coach

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The Magic have chosen their next head coach.

Spurs associate coach Sean Sweeney is finalizing a deal to move to the Sunshine State after the conclusion of the postseason and join Orlando, according to multiple reports.

Sweeney beat out two other candidates for the position — former Bulls head coach Billy Donovan and Clippers assistant Jeff Van Gundy.

Sweeney has been coaching in the league since 2011, but this is his first head coaching job. 

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In the past, he worked for the Nets, Bucks, Pistons and Mavericks before joining the Spurs this season. Sweeney played college basketball for both Green Bay and St.Thomas. 

Sweeney takes the reins over from Jamahl Mosley, who was fired after blowing a 3-1 series lead in the first round of the playoffs to the Pistons. Mosley built a strong foundation in Orlando, reaching the playoffs in three straight years but never getting past the first round. 

Jamahl Mosley during the playoffs after losing game 7. Rick Osentoski-Imagn Images

“We’re grateful to Jamahl for all he’s done for the Orlando Magic,” Magic president Jeff Weltman said in a statement after the firing. “We appreciate his leadership and the positive contributions he made as head coach. While this was a difficult decision, we feel it’s time for a new voice and fresh perspective. We wish Jamahl and his family nothing but the best.”

After the firing, Mosley was quickly hired by the Pelicans.

Now, Sweeney is tasked with taking the core of Paolo Banchero, Franz Wagner and Desmond Bane past the first round of the playoffs. 

Sweeney is viewed as one of the best up-and-coming defensive minds and has played a key role in the Spurs’ long playoff run. Sweeney turned the 25th-best defense in the league into the third-best with a 108.5 defensive efficiency this season.

Sean Sweeny with forward Victor Wembanyama. NBAE via Getty Images

Sweeney was also able to fully harness Victor Wembanyama’s defensive abilities. He helped the forward become the first-ever unanimous winner of the Defensive Player of the Year award. 

Sweeney and the Spurs will head to Oklahoma City to face the Thunder in Game 7 on Saturday, hoping to reach the NBA Finals for the first time since 2014.

Senators AHL Coaching Candidate Signs On As New York Islanders AHL Head Coach

The Ottawa Senators can scratch one name off their Belleville Senators’ coaching candidate list.

On Friday morning, the New York Islanders announced that Jay McKee had agreed to a contract to become the head coach of their AHL affiliate, the Hamilton Hammers. McKee spent the last nine seasons coaching in the Ontario Hockey League with the Kitchener Rangers and the Hamilton/Brantford Bulldogs.

McKee’s powerhouse Brantford Bulldogs squad were upset in the OHL semifinals after taking a commanding 3-1 series lead against the Barrie Colts. With several of the organization’s best players expected to graduate, and having spent so much draft capital on talent pursuing a Memorial Cup opportunity, the organization appears poised to endure a downturn in its development cycle.

Recognizing that, it made sense for McKee to explore and pursue other opportunities.

Given his connections and ties to Michael Andlauer and Steve Staios, the prevailing belief was that it was only a matter of time before McKee would join the Ottawa Senators’ organization in some kind of coaching capacity.

Having fired David Bell midseason as the head coach in Belleville and replacing him with Andrew Campbell, who has held the interim head coach tag, there appeared to be a potential vacancy in the organization for McKee to slide into.

McKee, of course, was the head coach of the Hamilton Bulldogs in Staios’ last year as the organization’s general manager and president. Together, the duo presided over the 2021-22 OHL championship team, while Michael Andlauer continued to own the Bulldogs until he sold the franchise in January of last year.

That combination of familiarity and success made McKee feel like a natural candidate for the job in Belleville, but that obviously will not happen now.

Organizations insist on strong communication and relationships between the parent team and their affiliate, but would the presence of McKee, who has strong ties to the Senators’ general manager and owner, have been viewed as an existential threat to head coach Travis Green’s job?

There is absolutely no question that McKee would have been perceived as an eventual successor, but few coaches in the NHL have more job security than Green after the Senators’ 2025-26 season.

His team climbed a mountain to defy the odds and overcome the worst statistical goaltending in the league during the first half of the season. Thanks to what was one of the best five-on-five teams in the league analytically, and the play of a resurgent Linus Ullmark, the Senators clinched a second consecutive postseason berth.

Green deserves all the credit for the structure and system the Senators played to keep the team competitive during their goaltenders’ struggles, key injuries to the blue line, and several distractions throughout the season.

Although a loyalty to Nolan Baumgartner may have impacted Green’s reluctance to take away the penalty kill duties from him, that decision was ultimately made and paid dividends down the stretch.

It was a season that merited Jack Adams Trophy consideration.

With a recently hired Pete DeBoer in New York, there is no clear path for McKee to get an NHL head-coaching opportunity there, but he can continue to hone his craft and develop as a viable candidate for the future.

It feels fair to assume the Senators likely reached out to McKee to gauge interest in the Belleville position, but now they will have to pivot to an alternative. I reached out to the Senators organization for comments on the interim tag status of Andrew Campbell and their search for a prospective head coach, but at the time this article was posted, the organization had not responded.

By Graeme Nichols
The Hockey News 

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The Hockey Show: Vegas Playing Villain Role, Montreal Out Of Gas, Sara Civian On Carter Hart

Does the NHL have a new villain?

This week on The Hockey Show, one of the main topics of discussion was that very question.

Between the controversial signing of Carter Hart and not permitting former coach Bruce Cassidy to talk with other teams, they’re not exactly making PR-friendly moves.

Not that it’s mattered in terms of wins, as the Golden Knights are on their way to the Stanley Cup Final following their shocking four-game sweep of the Presidents’ Trophy-winning Colorado Avalanche.

Who they’ll face has yet to be determined, but as of Friday afternoon it looked like the Carolina Hurricanes were on their way to eliminating the Montreal Canadiens.

Three straight dominant defensive victories will do that.

Joining THS co-hosts Roy Bellamy and David Dwork this week to discuss all that and more was Sara Civian of The Civ Report and the Too Many Men podcast.

Also this week, THS producer Rose Arias sat the boys down to go over episodes four and five of Off Campus, the new hockey romance show on Amazon Prime.

The latest wins and fails of the week included a haymaker-filled tilt at the Memorial Cup, a spear to the cup that wasn’t called correctly, Montreal’s fans turning against them and a Miami Heat player being spotted at a Golden Knights game in Vegas.

You can check out the full show and interview in the videos below:

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Game 58: Twins at Pirates

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Time: 5:45 Central
Weather: Sunny, 77°
Opponent’s SB site: Bucs Dugout
TV: The Apple that isn’t the Beatles’ record label. Radio: While the Twins are in Pittsburgh, Dan Gladden is romancing your grandma

Today’s Pirates starter is rightly Jared Jones, from Whittier, CA. Famous people from Whittier include Tricky Dick, Nomar Garciaparra, Tom Waits, and Bull Durham writer/director Ron Shelton (who knew Derek Shelton’s dad, also a Ron).

Jones is making his 2026 debut for the Pirates. He started 22 games for the team in 2024, doing better in the first half than the second, and missed all last season with UCL surgery/rehab. He throws mad gas, in the upper 90s, with a upper-80s slider plus a change and curve. If you’ll remember from the Liriano days (the happy ones), fast fastball with a fast slider is a nasty combo when the control is good. If the control isn’t so good… you might still throw a no-hitter with six walks, if you’re lucky.

In the Allegheny Mountains city of Altoona, PA, about two hours from Pittsburgh, there’s an unusual pizza you can get. It has tomato sauce, green pepper slices, meat and cheese. That’s not so unusual! Well, here’s what it looks like:

Yes, that’s “American” cheese (AKA slicy Velveeta) on top of salami. Invented at the Altoona Hotel, which burned down in 2013 and I swear I have an alibi for where I was that night.

Some people swear by this pizza. The Altoona Curve (the Pirates’ AA team) changed their name for a few days in 2023 to the Altoona Pizzas, featuring this logo:

Now, to my mind, that isn’t anywhere near as good as the death-metal pizza from the beginning of Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters. But that decision’s up to you. (Mild cussing in the clip below.)

One thing that struck me as odd in the article about the pizza was how it says that putting the toppings below the cheese makes it “Detroit style.” Huh. I suppose most restaurants put the toppings on the cheese. But we usually make pizza at home, and always put the toppings below the cheese. It helps them stay on! Whatever floats your boat. And I personally think American cheese with salami would be fine on a pizza. I’m not TOO picky about pizzas as long as you keep yer pineapple and fish bits away from me.

Ben Clemens at FanGraphs just posted an article about negotiations over the next CBA, and he analyzes the proposals from both the players’ union and the owners. It’s a very well-written article, check it out if you have any interest in this sort of thing.

What I found intriguing is that both sides are talking about changing the way TV revenue is distributed. The MLBPA wants a large chunk of local TV revenue to be shared; the MLB wants ALL of it to be shared. All the TV money, local and national, would go in a big pile and be split 30 ways.

I never would have expected that to happen. I’d have thought the Dodgers and Yankees would scream bloody murder to keep it from happening. Since this is the one thing both the league and the union basically agree on (they just disagree about percentages), you can expect that some form of it WILL happen. Whether that benefits a midmarket team like the Twins as much as it would a small-market team like Pittsburgh, I dunno. Keep in mind that the Pirates make enough from tickets/concessions alone to cover their whole payroll, and that’s before you count TV money, and they hate spending on players. So how a salary floor might operate is gonna be a big point of contention.

Also sure to be a point of contention: what counts as “revenue” for revenue-sharing purposes. Is it tickets and concessions? Or is it the free gimme gimme land teams routinely demand in new stadium deals, these days? Land they can use to be property developers? Players will want to call that part of “total revenue.” Owners will NOT.

Keep in mind I am never saying that restaurants and bars and condos and such around stadiums are bad things — what would a trip to Target Field be without explaining to your kids what a strip club is? But those things should go to the most enterprising property developers who build businesses, not ALL to one team (and often with massive tax giveaways other businesses wouldn’t get). Worth keeping an eye on this stuff.

Finally, we can’t visit Pittsburgh without remembering the time in 1974 when Dock Ellis went a little bananas on the Reds. Immortalized in this song:

The thing is, he’d let it be known a few days beforehand! Sports writer Donald Hall even asked Ellis about it at a party: “are you really going to hit every Cincinnati ballplayer Wednesday night?” Ellis replied, “how you know that?”

Well, Ellis sure meant it. He told the team in the locker room there was no need to talk about opposing players and their approaches to hitting, because “I’m just going to mow the lineup down.” Which he did, until obviously the manager had to pull him out.

You can read about it in this excerpt from Hall’s book, Dock Ellis in the Country of Baseball. Fun stuff.

Appropriately for a guy whose name name sounds like the letters “L-S,” there was also that time Ellis threw a Liriano-style no-no of his own. On L-S-D. With eight walks and a HBP! (This time, the HBP was not on purpose)

Being high as heck on LSD was not on purpose, either. He’d been partying pretty hard, mixing vodka and acid (don’t try this at home), and he lost track of what day it was. But he made it to the ballpark in San Diego on time, and pitched a no-hitter that hopefully nobody will ever attempt to replicate.

And, like the song says, after finishing his baseball career, Ellis eventually became a drug counselor who spoke to young people and prison inmates about the dangers of addiction. And helped some former baseball players struggling with the same problems. From this article on the HOF website by Bruce Markusen.

Oh, and we have another very funny video with some mild cusswords in it:

That’s enough post length for today, I think! For a game probably nobody here is gonna watch because nobody has dang Apple TV!