
It’s just unfortunate luck that several South Side Sox writers chose this game — BRO VEST NIGHT or some such silliness — as 2026’s game to attend. I was, in fact, scheduled to join them, but instead I am taking on coverage for tonight. Probably for the best, as our crew will have more fun without me telling them tall tales of how things used to be.
HOWEVER, in tribute to our half-dozen at the park, I will be pulling an old trick back out from the past (maybe it’s just happened twice, for a 10-2 loss to the Guardians in 2018 and a 5-4 win over Detroit in 2021), where I will write tonight’s recap in the voices of my writers. In the past, I have taken on many staffers, in order:
Year of the Hamster
Michael Kenny
Danks for Nothin
Lurker Laura
KenWo4LiFe
larry
Darren Black
mechanical turk
Hannah LaMotta
Leigh Allan
Ashley Sanders
Celeste Radogno
Chrystal O’Keefe
Colleen Sullivan
Di Billick
Joe Kiang-Resis
Jacki Krestel
Robby the Recapper
Tonight, I’ll be incorporating our attendees, including Dante Jones, Melissa Sage-Bollenbach, Chrystal, Malachi Hayes, Leonard Gore, Kristina Airdo and Allie Wesel. I hope I can do them justice.
If the Twins have any heart, the are going to make this weekend tough on the White Sox. After all, they are now seven games behind the White Sox and all but dead in the playoff race, and that’s thanks to us taking three of four from them over the past week or so.
And that said, they may have the advantage tonight, with Taj Bradley on the mound against Anthony Kay:

Something tells me a big offensive output will finally rear its head, and Bradley is going to catch the brunt. But on paper, this one looks like the game Minny will steal on the road.
If so, perhaps this is a game where both of the ALC hopefuls struggle, as Cleveland is already down, 1-0, taking on the Tigers as of this typing.
Game time is 6:10 p.m. Central, with the usual suspects on the broadcast. Game note for tomorrow, though, the finale is being pushed to a Peacock broadcast, which not only means it’ll be harder to watch but will have first pitch pushed back to 5:20 p.m. Central.
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