
Recaps
Uh… For the first time in a long while, this was a Sunday in the regular season without a scheduled Diamondbacks game. Still, there was action of relevance, in particular the Padres coughing up another late lead in Tampa, on the way to getting swept at the hands of the Rays. However, the Phillies won, and moved into a tie for the first wild-card spot with the Cubs, who lost. Here’s where we stand, ahead of The Most Important Series of the Season™ against Philadelphia, which gets under way at Chase Field tonight.

Team news
[Arizona Sports] Ketel Marte to address teammates at Chase Field ahead of Phillies series – Ketel Marte plans to address his Arizona Diamondbacks teammates Monday afternoon when he arrives at Chase Field ahead of his expected return to the ballclub, Arizona Sports’ John Gambadoro reports. The three-time All-Star is eligible to come off the injured list on Monday ahead of a critical three-game home series against the Philadelphia Phillies. Marte was placed on the 10-day injured list on Aug. 20 due to left knee inflammation. The move came after Marte did not show up to Fenway Park for the D-backs’ game against the Boston Red Sox on Aug. 17 and did not tell Lovullo or the team he would be absent.
[SI] D-backs Face Biggest Playoff Implications Yet in Series vs Phillies – The Arizona Diamondbacks host the Philadelphia Phillies at Chase Field starting Monday, August 31 for a critical three-game series with massive National League Wild card implications. While it’s impossble for the D-backs to catch the Phillies in this series alone, it’s crucial that they win the series if they are to have any hope of catching them. Arizona currently leads the season series two games to one.
This is a few days old, but still makes for interesting reading. And your word of the day is “weenus”…
[Fangraphs] Scouting Notes on the Rehabbing Cubs and Diamondbacks Pitchers – I asked Gallen about something very specific and weird that I’ve been interested in for a while — his elbow skin. When I first shot Gallen on high-speed video, his weenus (the skin at the tip of one’s elbow) was flapping all over the place. “You’re the first person to ask me this on the record, I think,” he said. “I’ve had people send me a message on social media or whatever, but yes I have seen it. I have no idea why. I would like to think I’ve got a lot of skin and have a fast arm, that’s what I tell myself. But yeah I have no idea. I’ve been tagged in a handful of pictures with my weenus, essentially, and I guess I have a lot.”
And, elsewhere…
[ESPN] Curaçao routs Nevada to win Little League World Series title – For the past two weeks, Curaçao Little Leaguers were focused and disciplined about what they ate, when they slept and how they practiced for youth baseball’s biggest tournament. Now, the champs can relax and enjoy a treat or two.Juriënsly De Windt and Shardijon De Lanoi each drove in three runs, and Curaçao won its second Little League World Series title, beating Nevada 11-2 in Sunday’s championship game. “Every kid [will eat] McDonald’s,” Curaçao coach Railison Gijsbertha said, smiling alongside three beaming players who couldn’t wait to take the trophy home to their tiny island nation in the southern Caribbean Sea for the first time in 22 years.
[MLB.COM] 250 for 250: Top 10 bloopers – 1. Canseco’s header leads to homer, May 26, 1993. You’ve seen it a million times. In 1993, Cleveland’s Carlos Martinez drove a ball to right field that Jose Canseco tracked toward the wall at old Cleveland Municipal Stadium. He reached up to make the catch, but then the ball inexplicably bounced off the top of his head and over the wall for a homer. Everyone had a laugh in the moment, and the chuckles have continued for more than three decades.

Mutiny (2026)
- Rating: Sea-plus
- Dir: Jean-François Richet
- Star: Jason Statham, Annabelle Wallis, Roland Møller, Adrian Lester
I think the above is recycling a similar joke I made on a previous Jason Statham movie. However, that’s fine, because Jason is basically recycling his own previous movies too. To be clear, I’ve no problem with this. You know what you’re going to get, and I am comfortable with the script being created through a game of Mad Libs: Jason Statham Edition. A former ______ goes up against ______, in order to save _______. In this case, the blanks can be filled in with British cop, pirates, and human trafficking victims respectively. Didn’t we have the last one, fairly recently? Oh, yeah: A Working Man.












