
After a belated adjustment to Pacific time, the Phillies will now have to travel all the way down the coast to Los Angeles. The good news is that they’ll be greeted in Southern California by one of the worst teams in baseball.
The Angels were bad to begin with, and then they shipped out a bunch of guys before the trade deadline. What’s left? A bunch of young players of varying degree of promise, along with one notable veteran who seems content playing out his career in obscurity.
Opposition research: Mike Trout
You’d think that one of these years, Mike Trout would say, “You know what? I’d actually like to experience being on a good team before I retire.” Sure, Ernie Banks also spent his entire career playing for mostly moribund Cubs teams, never making the playoffs, but you have to keep in mind that a lot fewer teams made the playoffs back then. In the current setup where the American League allows six teams into the postseason every year, it’s rather embarrassing that Trout has only been there once – and promptly got swept.
As there is every year, there was some talk that the Phillies should trade for Trout at this year’s deadline. While he’s not anywhere near the hitter he was in his heyday, he’s still swings a good bat and would have fit in well at the top of the Phillies’ order. Of course, there’s the little matter that he’s still owed $37 million for each of the next four seasons, he’s been injury prone throughout his career (though he’s on pace to play close to a full season for the second straight year), and his defense in the outfield has slipped.
Perhaps more importantly, despite the wishes of many Phillies fans, he’s never really expressed any desire to play in Philadelphia.
If you really want to see Trout in Philadelphia, you’re in luck: Eagles season begins in just a couple of weeks, and Trout’s schedule will be nice and open by the beginning of October.
Hating on the Angels
If you’re an Angels fan, it has to be grating to see the crosstown Dodgers enjoying so much success, while your team has been a mess for almost two decades. (Those Rally Monkey shirts are looking pretty ragged these days, huh?) Since 2010, the franchise has had more name changes than playoff wins. I don’t know how had arguably the two best players in baseball over the past 15 years and still couldn’t sniff contention.
Then again, the franchise wasn’t doing all that hot before the 2000’s either. Here’s a quick summary of Angels’ history:
- One World Series title of which the lasting memory is a monkey
- They can’t seem to decide what city they represent
- One of their outfielders tried to assassinate Queen Elizabeth
Trivia
Last week’s answer: Albert Pujols and Yadier Molina each had multiple multi-home run games at Citizens Bank Park as members of the Cardinals. Multiple people guessed Pujols but nobody picked Molina.
This week’s question: The Phillies’ first ever game against the Angels was a 3-0 win on June 6, 2003. Name two of the three pitchers who combined for that shutout.
Additional thought about the series
The Angels’ offense has been horrendous, scoring the second fewest runs in the league in August. Surprisingly, the Angels’ pitching staff has been solid, carrying the fifth best team ERA since the All-Star break. Reid Detmers (Whose name sounds like how Carnac the Magnificent might describe Philadelphia Eagles history) is emerging as a star pitcher and former Phillies prospect George Klassen is off to an impressive start to his career. (Welp)
The good news is that in addition to Detmers, the Phillies are scheduled to face Ryan Johnson and Yusei Kikuchi, both of whom have been mostly bad this season. (Though Johnson has been much better over the past month and is coming off a start where he pitched seven shutout innings.)
With key series against the Diamondbacks and Braves looming, it would be ideal for the Phillies to take advantage of the talent disparity and rack up at least two wins this weekend.







