Tom Brady Has Mastered the Art of Saying Nothing. Good for Him.

If Derek Jeter invented the strategy of preemptive blandness, a verbal jiu-jitsu move that cloaks every utterance in a gauze of impenetrable nothingness, Tom Brady has earned a Vantablack® belt in the discipline. Speaking to media reporters on a pre-Super Bowl LIX conference call convened by Fox Sports Wednesday, Brady used his well-honed deflection skills to …