Category: AFL – Australian Rules

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Brian Cook was in charge at Geelong during one of the most tumultuous years in the club’s history. In 2006, the atmosphere at games, around town and in the boardroom was poisonous. The nadir came when they squandered a nine-goal lead at home to the eventual premiers, West Coast. Ben Cousins and Daniel Kerr played two of the great individual halves, the late Adam Hunter kicked the sealer, and the local fans nearly tore the grandstand down.

After every loss, Cook would receive thousands of emails and handwritten letters. Fans would send RIP notices. They’d enclose photos of players passed out in nightclubs. One offered free acupuncture and energy meridian flow assistance. Cook collated them all, including the pro bono acupuncturist, in a file labelled “assassins”.

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When the player movement system encourages an ‘every man for himself’ mentality, making a player grovel because he took a meeting with a rival club shows deep insincerity by the AFL

“It’s hard to get caught in a lie,” Rachel Menken says to Don Draper in one of the early episodes of Mad Men. “It wasn’t a lie,” Don replies. “It was ineptitude with insufficient cover.” Oscar Allen’s press conference during the week said a lot about the football landscape – the money, the media, the managers, the mangled English.

As he spoke, West Coast Eagles Head of Football John Worsfold stood smirking within spoiling distance – part affable pharmacist, part hired hitman. Allen was “incredibly remorseful”. He was “quite embarrassed and ashamed”. He “owned this”. Perhaps most worryingly, Allen said it had been “a great learning for me.”

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WARNING: Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander readers are warned that the following article contains the name and images of a deceased person

Some of the best Australian sportswriting of the 1980s came from a young journalist from Tasmania, Martin Flanagan. He was particularly fond of Fitzroy and North Melbourne – two clubs with scarcely a dollar to their name, but rich in character and talent. Flanagan would write about anything – politicians, war heroes, graffiti artists, homeless people, police and paramedics attending catastrophic car accidents.

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The Eagles were outclassed at a packed Optus Stadium as Caleb Serong’s good form in Perth AFL derbies continued

The 60th Perth derby was no classic, and certainly no demolition, but it delivered a much-needed win for Fremantle. There has been an anxiety growing around the Dockers – about the coaching, about their trustworthiness and about the way they manage their moments in close finishes. The wolves would have been at the door had they dropped this. Thankfully for them, in a typically spirited local affair, they had too much class and too much run in the legs for the Eagles.

Freo’s priority on Sunday was to recapture their midfield dominance. Sydney and Geelong, two AFL teams that tend not to excel in that area, trounced them in the stoppages in the first fortnight. Caleb Serong, coming off a rare poor game last week, racked up 35 touches, more than half of them contested. He has only just turned 24, but has already been best afield in four derbies.

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At first, it was a bit of a joke. It was the West Australian picturing him in Eagles-branded chef whites with the tagline, “Superstar teen sensation reveals sandwich based lunchtime ritual”. It was the 52 back pages in 60 days. It was the “Harley Judd” and “Prince of Perth” headlines. It was, mostly, all in good fun.

Then, it was all about his football. It was Nine’s Kate Halfpenny, in a rare deviation from complaining about Harry and Meghan, writing a column titled, “Watching Harley Reid play footy has made me feel hopeful again”. And yes, he really was a wonderful player to watch in his debut season. He was straight off the peg. To watch him on his hands and knees, seizing a dead ball, standing up like a surf life-saver in a flags race, skating away from seasoned footballers and taking a nonchalant bounce was to see the sport at its best.

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The Kangaroos thwarted the Demons at every point of Sunday’s game to bring a feel-good factor the to club

At North Melbourne home games, club president Dr Sonja Hood and CEO Jennifer Watt often sneak out of their functions and spend the last quarter sitting with the cheer squad. They’ve had some glum afternoons – games that were over after 15 minutes and games where they were mown down late. Last year, one of Hood’s KPIs for her football department was how fans felt coming to games, rather than how many games the team won. For most supporters, half an hour of proctology was preferable to some of the final terms they had to sit through.

But they finally had their day on Sunday. With the contest still in the balance early in the final quarter, they slammed on three goals before Melbourne had even touched the ball. Soon it was torrential, and they’d kicked half a dozen goals in as many minutes. It was their biggest win in five years and perhaps a portent of a successful era to come.

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The second week of March is not the time to be out on the footballing ledge. A tardy start can actually be beneficial in the long run. It means you’re not being picked apart and copied. You want to be popping in early spring, not in the first fortnight of autumn.

But that’s probably scant consolation at Carlton right now. On the Richter scale of scenarios heading into round one, coughing up a 41-point lead to last year’s wooden spooners was at Krakatoan levels. The encouraging practice match form meant little when senior players were dropping chest marks, when kicks were sliding off the boot at right angles, and when a thoroughbred midfielder who’d garnered 45 Brownlow Medal votes last year was rucking against a draft horse.

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Next crop of budding stars led by Sam Lalor, Murphy Reid and Levi Ashcroft make immediate impact while a prized Blues recruit is made to wait

The high-end draft talent assembled over the weekend sounded like a band of Irish rebels on the Ballarat goldfields – Sam Lalor, Sid Draper, Finn O’Sullivan and Murphy Reid. The experts said it was an unusually hot draft, and the pick of them all delivered in round one.

Reid was named the Victorian metro team’s most valuable player last year but surprisingly slipped to No 17 in the draft. On Friday, never averse to hyping up young talent, the West Australian newspaper gave us “40 things you need to know about Murphy Reid”. It included such phlegmatic insights as “nickname is Bruce”, “plays golf” and “is elusive”.

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Sam Lalor made the obligatory phone call to his dad this week; his selection wasn’t exactly a surprise. It wasn’t exactly Marlion Pickett in grand final week. And it wasn’t exactly Richard Nixon phoning Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. It was as monosyllabic as most teenagers phoning their parents.

Many good judges consider Lalor’s dad, Steve, to be one of the best country footballers they’ve seen. He played in the Ovens and Murray league when that competition was one of the strongest in Victoria. He played in an era when a lot of good players were missed by the system, didn’t want to live in Melbourne or had their careers derailed by injury.

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Having knocked back the richest deal in AFL history, the young GWS midfielder announced himself as a future star in the 52-point demolition of Collingwood

Their finals exit was an opportunity squandered. Their post season function was appalling. Their scratch matches were lifeless. They were missing their best onballer. And their premier forward was unavailable after he hurt his thumb in a toilet door on a bus.

But the GWS Giants brought the heat yesterday and they left Collingwood limping and reeling. Before the game, their coach Adam Kingsley spoke of “violence and aggression,” of straddling the rules of the game, of bringing an intensity and physicality that had been absent in their final practice match. They certainly did that. They hit the Pies hard, closed in on them at high speed and in great numbers, and generally gave them no room to breathe.

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• James Sicily and Will Day star in 14.12 (96) to 11.10 (76) victory
• Hawks weather second half fightback to take points

James Sicily starred as Hawthorn took a step towards stamping themselves as genuine heavyweight contenders in a hard-fought 20-point win over Sydney in the AFL season opener.

Will Day (26 disposals, three goals) shone as the Hawks kicked 25 points clear late in the first half before holding off a surging Swans fightback in the second to win 14.12 (96) to 11.10 (76) at the SCG on Friday night.

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The 2025 off-season began at half-time of the 2024 grand final. At the AFL’s official function, many of the most powerful people in the country yawned into their lobster rolls. The prime minister, Anthony Albanese, nearly every state premier, and the heads of News Corp, Tabcorp and Seven West Media mingled and nattered and lamented Sydney’s limp midfield. Few worked the room harder than the Carlton president at the time, Luke Sayers, one of the best-connected men in Australia. Sayers knew all too well what Brisbane’s midfield was capable of. A more carefree summer beckoned – maybe try and land Jagga Smith in the draft, and perhaps a spot of skiing in Italy.

It was the off-season when long-serving Sydney coach John Longmire handed the reins to Dean Cox. After round 14, the Swans were three games and a healthy percentage clear of the second-placed team. But they were a shell of that side on grand final day. Longmire’s side lost by 10 goals or more only six times in his 14-year tenure and three of those were in grand finals. As the Lions partied, Longmire dusted his players’ names off the whiteboard, sat down and wept.

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Reigning premiers Brisbane can shake off recent history and contend again but will have to overcome a pair of resurgent challengers to the crown

The Hawks rolled into Adelaide last September on top of the world. Their opponents looked shot. Hawthorn had just demolished a team stacked with talent. They were a genuine premiership chance at that stage. But they copped the very best version of Port Adelaide. And they didn’t handle it well. The coach and his players were in tears. All were fuming. After four months of smiles, selfies, party tricks and assorted smart-assery, footy put them back in their place.

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This year’s annual hiding to nothing comes with the usual qualifier – 15 of the listed teams are capable of making a preliminary final

In an increasingly even and attritional competition, the luck of the draw and the impact of injuries will be crucial. Here’s how we see the 2025 ladder playing out.

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Sometimes I read a press release from a bank, a politician or a football club and I get to the end of it and think – I have no idea what I just read. Is this good news or bad? Are you sacking someone here or are you appointing them? Am I being sold something? Have you assembled every cook in the kitchen to suck the marrow and meaning out of every sentence?

“Following a number of discussions with Justin Longmuir,” the Fremantle chief executive, Simon Garlick, said in a statement, “it was clear that the expectations we set ourselves is what drives our ambitions and standards, not the length of a contract”.

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