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Monday's 8-3 comeback at the Minnesota Twins gave the Yankees the series-opening win, their sixth victory in their past seven games and a playoff spot entering the 2026 regular season's final two weeks.

"You start back in February and the goal is to go play in October and go win a championship," New York manager Aaron Boone told YES Network near the dugout at Target Field after the game, which brought the Yankees to 87-63. "And we've checked that first box and have that opportunity now, and obviously there's a lot of important games still in front of us here the rest of the way, but we're excited that we'll be able to take our shot. Feel like the group's coming together at the right time, but today's a good day."

The Tampa Bay Rays lead the American League East by 3.5 games, but the Yankees have a chance to take the division with next week's four-game series at Yankee Stadium.

They do so with Aaron Judge, who homered in his sixth game back from a three-month absence on the injured list, among those entering the mix as the Yankees ramp up against the Twins (70-80).

"It's one thing as a team we try to talk about every series ... as we get down the stretch -- just clean up the little mistakes, trying to fin-tune the situational hitting," Judge said. "So, I was just trying to do a job there. You've got guys on base, guys in scoring position. Either move 'em over or drive 'em in. So, I'm just happy to drive in add more runs there and let our pitchers do the thing."

What makes the 2026 Yankees different from New York's World Series contenders of the past decade?

"Got a lot of grit," Judge said. "Even going into tonight's game -- Twins put some good at-bats against us. They go up 2-1. The offense wasn't really going. But we found a way to fight back there."

Entering Tuesday's 7:40 p.m. start in Minnesota, continuing the three-game series with the Twins, the Yankees possess the AL Wild Card's first spot by a sizable margin over the Boston Red Sox (82-68) and Cleveland Guardians (76-75).

"It's what you've got to deal with as a major league club," Boone said. "We've certainly had our fair share (of adversity) this year, and I feel like the guys have persevered through that to this point. "There's a lot of grit in there with these guys, which I love. And we're used to playing in tight, difficult situations, and hopefully that's something that serves us well in the month of October."

Angels 6, Mariners 4

The Big A: Cal Raleigh, +0.09 WPA
The Big F: Kade Anderson, -0.19 WPA

Game Thread Comment of the Day

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Last week I asked you who you thought should be the National League Rookie of the Year. There didn’t seem to be much debate as 71 percent of you voted for the Reds’ Sal Stewart. St, Louis second baseman JJ Wetherholt came in second with 21 percent.

Here’s the part with the music and the movies. You’re welcome to come join us there.

Next week will mark the 100th anniversary of John Coltrane, so it might be a good time to go back and remember his genius. In 1965, just two years before his death, Trane released his best-selling album and the one that many consider his masterpiece: A Love Supreme. In fact, it’s considered among the top jazz recordings ever made.

This is a music video that his estate made earlier this year to go with “Part 1—Acknowledgement,” the first track on A Love Supreme. Besides Coltrane on tenor sax, this number features McCoy Tyner on piano, Jimmy Garrison on double bass and Elvin Jones on drums.

Most of this video was shot at the famous Van Gelder Studio in New Jersey, where A Love Supreme was recorded with the aid of engineer Rudy Van Gelder.

First off tonight, I want to acknowledge the passing of legendary designer and costumer Bob Mackie (gift article) at the age of 87. As someone who grew up watching Cher and Carol Burnett on television, some of my earliest memories included his work. Of course, the Mackie-designed dress that Burnett wore in her “Went with the Wind” parody is still today one of the greatest visual jokes ever committed to television. Burnett’s line of “Thank you. I just saw it in the window and I couldn’t resist it” just took the bit up to 13. That dress now belongs to the Smithsonian.

Of course, Mackie didn’t just dress Cher and Burnett. As the obituary notes, he also designed outfits for Tina Turner, Bette Midler, Bernadette Peters, Liza Minelli and others. Pretty much every star from that era wore Bob Mackie clothes and pretty much every designer since then has been influenced by him one way or the other.

Costume designers are an underrated and under appreciated part of movies and television. Often they work in anonymity. But Bob Mackie, along with Edith Head, were two designers who became household names anyway.

Now on to tonight’s movie.

You Never Can Tell is a 1951 movie, written and directed by Lou Breslow, that stars Dick Powell as a dog. No, really. Wait. It gets even better.

King, played by Hollywood veteran Flame, is a German Shepherd war hero who inherits six million dollars from his eccentric owner. So far, so good. Peggy Dow (who, according to IMDB.com, is still with us at 98) plays Ellen Hathaway, the old man’s secretary who is placed in charge of the dog. She also stands to inherit the money when King dies.

Charles Drake plays Perry Collins, who served in the K-9 Corps with King, shows up at Ellen’s door wanting to reconnect with King. He also immediately starts wooing Ellen and the $6 million he controls.

King, of course, turns up dead by poison. He goes up to animal heaven where he asks the lion named Lion who runs the place to return him to earth to solve his murder. King’s wish is granted and he is sent back to earth as private investigator Rex Shepard. A filly named Golden Harvest goes with him as his trusty secretary, Goldie Harvey (Joyce Holden).

Of course, Rex/King knows who killed him, he just has to find a way to prove it to humans.

That set up is pretty much all you need to know. Rex is a dog in Dick Powell’s body. Rex is both a dog and a tough-as-nails Sam Spade-style detective with a trusty secretary, who is also a horse. He needs to solve his own murder. He likes to eat kibble and dog treats and curl up onto his late-master’s favorite chair. He likes his hamburgers raw.

Much of the humor revolves around Powell and Holden acting like animals in human bodies. Powell does incorporate a lot of dog-related behavior, like the way he scratches his nose. Holden’s Goldie speaks with a thick Kentucky accent. She likes to go to track and she makes a lot of money betting on her granddaughters. Despite being in a human body, Goldie can still run 35 miles per hour.

We find out very quickly who the killer and the answer is not a surprise. The only suspense becomes how a dog is going to prove it. As a noir satire, You Never Can Tell is fine but a bit tame. It’s silly fun, but if you want a tighter noir satire, you want the Carl Reiner’s Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.

Still, You Never Can Tell is one of those bonkers concepts that make watching it worthwhile. Powell and Holden really do get a lot of milage out of the ridiculousness. While the noir satire isn’t sharp, it is present and kind of clever. Overall, You Never Can Tell is the kind of movie that if you described the plot to me, I’d say “There’s no way I’m not watching that.” Luckily, the film didn’t make me regret that instinct.

I couldn’t find any trailers or scenes for You Never Can Tell, but it is available to watch until September 23 on the Watch TCM app if you have a cable or satellite subscription to TCM.

Welcome back to everyone who skips the music and movies.

It has been suggested by some that grabbing the third Wild Card spot in the National League is preferable to the first one. Quite honestly, it’s something that I’ve considered as well. I don’t think it’s controversial to say that the Brewers look like the best team in the National League. They have the best record. The Dodgers still look formidable, but they also look flawed and injured. The Braves are comfortably in the three slot as the division winner with the worst record and that seems unlikely to change.

Right now, the Cubs are the first Wild Card team. If they hold that position, they’ll open the playoffs with a best-of-three series at home against the second Wild Card, which is likely to be the Phillies. It could also be the Padres.

Were the Cubs to win that first series, they would then play the Brewers in a best-of-five series, with Milwaukee hosting games 1,2 and 5. In other words, just like last year.

However, were the Cubs to fall to the third Wild Card, they would play a best-of-three series in Atlanta and then face a Dodgers team that looks more vulnerable in the second round.

To be clear: NO ONE IS ARGUING THAT THE CUBS LOSE GAMES ON PURPOSE. For one, two bad things could happen if they do. The first is that they only fall to the second Wild Card, which would mean the same matchups except no games at Wrigley in the first round. The other bad thing is obvious: the Diamondbacks get hot and the Cubs miss the playoffs altogether.

However, it does seem like putting off a possible matchup with the Brewers until the Championship Series (with the chance that Atlanta, San Diego or Philadelphia knocks them out in the Division Series) is preferable to facing them in the Division Series. And it does seem like the Dodgers are a better matchup for the Cubs than the Brewers are. Just compare their record this year against LA and Milwaukee.

Of course, the problem with finishing third would be that the Cubs would have to win two out of three games on the road in the Wild Card series to get to either the Brewers. Maybe that makes a difference. Maybe it doesn’t make enough of a difference.

So with the caveat that the Cubs should try to win every game, would you feel better if the Cubs secured the first Wild Card or the third? (The second is definitely bad.)

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The Cincinnati Reds lost again on Monday night, this time back home in Great American Ball Park. It came at the hands of the mighty Los Angeles Dodgers, and the loss officially eliminated the Reds from postseason contention with roughly two weeks of games left to be played as they finally dipped to 10 games under .500.

Of course that’s how this season’s final nail was hit.

Anyway, while the Reds lost 4-1 after Tarik Skubal sliced and diced their eyeballs all night, at least superstar Elly De La Cruz managed to show the rest of the world that he, at still just 24 years of age, is about to be the single most dominant force on a baseball diamond for a handful of years.

He just recently wrapped up a stretch of homering in five straight games. If how hard he hit his 457 foot blast out of GABP tonight is any indication, he may well be en route to finishing the 2026 season as a whole on a similar tear.

This one went out of GABP altogether.

Too bad it just missed taking the Toyota Tacoma with it along the ride.

About three hours before the first pitch of his first game at Citi Field as a visiting player, Pete Alonso walked into the batting cage outside the Mets clubhouse, on the home side. Visiting players rarely, if ever, wander that deep into enemy territory. But, as became clear immediately, this was no usual visiting player.

“The [redacted] polar bear!” Francisco Alvarez exclaimed, his gerund of choice not fit for print.

He opened his arms wide and gave Alonso a hug, which is exactly how everyone at Citi Field treated him Monday.

The irony, of course, almost goes without saying: The only people at Citi Field who seemed to think the Mets were better off without Alonso were the ones who made the decision not to pursue him in free agency.

In the baseball sense, that is settled business now. Alonso is the heart and soul of the Orioles now. He will be for the next four seasons. The Mets failed to fill the void, if it were possible that anyone not named Pete Alonso could fill that void at all. Maybe no one could.

Because in the emotional sense, nothing about Alonso’s departure is settled business. The grief has not been processed. Acceptance has not yet grown roots.

The front office was wrong. The 2026 Mets were not better without Pete Alonso. And the 2026 Mets were always going to be judged on whether they were better without Pete Alonso. The original skeptics are credible critics, for the moment.

Alonso has already answered several sessions worth of questions about the Mets’ unwillingness to negotiate for his return. His answers to Monday’s were sparklingly diplomatic, honed and practiced. For example: He said he did not take it personally when the Mets didn’t chase him this winter.

“When you have a really good opportunity, you have great dialogue, you don’t necessarily want to, kind of, ruin that. So for me, I didn’t want to look anywhere else because Baltimore was putting in a tremendous effort,” said Alonso, who then emphasized how happy he is as an Oriole.

“Two things can be true at the same time: I’m very happy and appreciative of my time that I spent as a Met, and I’m beyond grateful and appreciative of the Baltimore Orioles.”

Alonso spent 15 minutes answering comparable questions from a gaggle of reporters three rows deep, then apologized for departing as he scurried back to the visitors’ clubhouse in his bare feet.

When he took the field for batting practice, fans in Alonso jerseys cheered. When he stepped in the cage during batting practice, they cheered again. They roared when his name was announced in the starting lineup, then chanted it for several seconds.

When the national anthem was over, they chanted his name again, even though he was not on the field.

When he finally took the field to stretch, they chanted his name again, at which point he tipped his cap to the crowd -- only to have the game production team press play on his tribute video. This required him to tip his hat again.

Alonso stepped in the box and the crowd stood until he tipped his helmet to them. They chanted his name for most of his at-bat. After he popped out, they cheered to “Fire Stearns.” And when a ground ball up the line got by current Mets first baseman Brett Baty, they cheered “Pete Alonso” again.

“It’s one of those that, you see him on the other side like, ‘Wow, those are great numbers. That’s Pete Alonso,’” Francisco Lindor said after the game.

“But at the same time, you look in our clubhouse and you say, ‘The guys that we have are capable of helping us win games. We haven‘t stayed healthy and we haven’t put the season together.‘ As a person, I do miss him, for sure.”

While the Mets have struggled, Alonso is not exactly cruising to the postseason, either: His Orioles, though technically still alive for the third American League Wild Card spot, are three games out with 11 games to play.

Alonso went 0-for-3 with a walk Monday. He did not subject Citi Field to the torture of watching his 300th career homer come for another team, though he still has two games to do so.

No, on Monday night, the baseball fates had another twist in mind: When his Orioles took the opener 2-1, they officially eliminated the Mets from postseason contention.

The Dodgers celebrated clinching a postseason berth with a champagne toast. Simple. Restrained. Leaving room for larger celebrations to come.

“The message was, ‘We haven’t come close to playing our best baseball yet,’” manager Dave Roberts said after the Dodgers’ 4-1 win over the Reds on Monday. “And here we are with 12 games left, getting a ticket to the postseason. And that says a lot about this entire organization. And just to finish strong.”

It marked the Dodgers’ 14th straight playoff berth, tying a record set by the Atlanta Braves from 1991 to 2005.

“It’s different than anything I’ve experienced, for sure,” Tarik Skubal said of the understated celebration. “But I think it just speaks to the people in this room and what they expect out of this team. That was cool. A little toast and move on. Forget it happened. We’ve got more to accomplish.”

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Most teams don ski goggles to celebrate with champagne and beer showers. The Dodgers will save the messier celebration for clinching the division. Their win over the Reds (70-80) trimmed that magic number to three.

It was fitting that Skubal, the Dodgers’ big trade-deadline acquisition, was on the mound for the clincher. He’s progressively improved in his eight starts with the Dodgers. And on Monday, he breezed through seven shutout innings, allowing just four baserunners (three singles and a walk).

“I think a lot of the struggles have been me versus me,” Skubal said. “Thinking too much out there, not competing the way I know how to compete. Just thinking too much about pitch selection at times and trying to be too fine and not challenging guys.”

He has grown more comfortable with the pitching coaches and his catchers, and it has brought out a better version of him. Skubal seems to be peaking at the right time — just as Roberts hoped for the team as a whole.

Even after clinching the division likely this week, the Dodgers (91-59) will be playing for seeding, aiming for at least a first-round bye.

“It’s always helpful in the sense of giving your guys a break to reset,” Roberts said. “But given all the tax and where our guys are health-wise, to get that week would be huge. So we’ve still got to play well to finish out the season to get to that point.”

The position-player group has been hit the hardest down the stretch.

Designated hitter Shohei Ohtani (right biceps and left knee), center fielder Andy Pages (left hand fracture) and backup catcher Dalton Rushing (sprained right elbow) are on the IL. First baseman Freddie Freeman was out of the lineup Monday managing right knee soreness, and second baseman Miguel Rojas was playing through shoulder soreness after aggravating a longstanding partial tear in a labrum.

“You’ve got to give credit to the front office,” said Teoscar Hernández, who hit a two-run homer Monday. “They put together a really good team, [a] deep team that has a little bit of too much of everything. A lot of pitchers, a lot of position players here, players that can play all over the field. We’re one of the oldest teams. We know [injuries] are going to happen throughout the season. So, we’ve just gotta be ready, and the team has to be ready, and everybody else.”

Here are more specific injury updates provided by Roberts:

— Ohtani is set to hit off a tee Tuesday. Up until this point, he’s been working out, lifting and undergoing treatment.

— Pages hit softer balls Monday and will advance to hitting baseballs in the cage Tuesday. “He’s trending really well,” Roberts said.

— Freeman is expected to return to the lineup Tuesday, but Roberts will continue to keep a close eye on him. “Where we’re at in the season, an IL is not an option in the sense of — I personally don’t think we have a better option,” Roberts said. “So I don’t think it needs to be 10 days. But could it be more than one? That’s a fair question. And I’ve got to talk to the training staff, Freddie, and ultimately make that decision. But I don’t think IL would make sense at all.”

— Rojas did not receive a cortisone injection as he had initially predicted when he hurt his shoulder Sunday. But he said it’s still a possibility as he manages pain in his shoulder. The Reds have left-handed starters scheduled for two of the four games, making Rojas’ right-handed bat valuable.

“Right now it’s front of mind, it’s not great,” Roberts said of the Dodgers’ injury situation. “But I will say this: Once you get to October, athletes have a magical way of feeling better. It happens every single year, where there’s that extra adrenaline that athletes get when you get to the postseason.”

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Coming into Monday night, the Yankees were one win away from officially clinching a playoff berth. While that’s obviously not the end goal of their season, getting into the postseason is the first step. They’re now there.

Officially, the clinching came prior to the Yankees’ game ending, as the Blue Jays losing to the Tigers was also enough to get the job done. However on the field, the Yankees got the job done too, eventually.

On the mound, Will Warren was pretty good but deserved better. He ended up going 5.2 innings, allowing two runs — both of which ended up unearned — on five hits and two walks. Thanks to some iffy defense and the offense struggling, he left the game in line for the loss, before the offense responded just in time. Thanks to a six-run eighth inning that included Aaron Judge’s first home run since returning from the injured list, the Yankees flipped the game back in their favor. They didn’t need the win to pop the champagne, but it still feels better to get in with it, as they downed the Twins 8-3.

After both teams failed to capitalize on some early runners, the Yankees broke the deadlock in the third. With two outs, José Caballero just cleared the left wall at Target Field for a solo home run, putting the Yankees up early.

On the mound, Warren was mostly very solid. He ended up giving up the lead in the sixth, albeit with some defensive miscues that weren’t entirely on him. After Warren got the first out of the inning, Ryan McMahon let a Kody Clemens grounder through his legs for an error. Warren then got the second out, brining Josh Bell to the plate. Bell hit a liner to a leaping George Lombard Jr., who got a glove on the ball, but couldn’t complete the catch. The ball got past him into center field, moving Clemens to third. That one was ruled a single as opposed to an error, as it would’ve been a very nice play had Lombard completed it.

That brought us to the most frustrating part of the inning. Emmanuel Rodriguez was up next, and he dropped in a hit that would’ve scored one run no matter what. However, Spencer Jones then made another miscue — another not ruled an error — while attempting to field the rolling hit. The ball went off Jones’ glove and ended up rolling to the warning track. Not only did the one run score, but Bell came all the way around from first, with Rodriguez going to third on what was ruled a triple. Two runs scored on the play and after all Warren’s pretty good work, he left trailing, as Aaron Boone went to the bullpen after that. Yes, both balls that Lombard and Jones misplayed were decently hit, but they still felt like plays that should’ve been made.

The Yankees coughing up those two runs would’ve been way less of an issue had they not been shutdown by the quite meh Twins’ starter Dean Kremer. In 5.2 innings, Kremer allowed just that one run on the Caballero homer, and allowed just one other hit in total.

The offense finally got something going again once the Twins turned to their bullpen. With reliever Andrew Morris on the mound, Lombard led off the eighth inning with a double, and a Ryan McMahon infield single put runners at the corners. Two batters later, Caballero picked up his second RBI of the night with a single.

Then following a double steal, Ben Rice punched through a single to score two and give the Yankees the lead back. The big blow was still yet to come, though. After Cody Bellinger beat out the throw on an infield single, Judge came to the plate. While he has a couple hits since returning from the IL, Judge has not looked like the “Aaron Judge” we all know…until know. Judge demolished a A.J. Minter offering out to left field for his first home run since returning, giving the Yankees a decent cushion.

The Twins got one run back in the bottom of the eighth when Bell homered off Tim Hill, but Austin Wells answered with one of his own in the top of the ninth. John Schreiber finished things off in the ninth and the Yankees could officially celebrate.

With the Bombers now in the postseason and still trying to track down the Rays in the AL East, the Yankees and Twins will continue their series tomorrow night at 7:40 pm ET. Max Fried and Bailey Ober are expected to be the starting pitchers for that one.

Box score

POSTGAME UPDATE: Manager Warren Schaeffer said Goodman “jammed his thumb and will be evaluated tomorrow.”

UPDATE 8:56pm MT: The Rockies broadcast confirmed that Goodman was lifted with “right thumb soreness.”

Colorado Rockies starting catcher Hunter Goodman left today’s game against the San Diego Padres in the top of the seventh inning.

The rockies All-Star catcher hit a triple, and it appears he may have suffered a thumb injury on the slide.

Brett Sullivan entered in Goodman’s place.

This is a developing story and Purple Row will provide more information as it becomes available.

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You know, there was probably a version of this game where the Braves scripted things to work Reynaldo Lopez and AJ Smith-Shawver for only a set number of batters each, and things ended up fairly exciting. That wasn’t what happened, though. The Cubs jumped over Lopez akin to what the Rays managed in his return from the Injured List, and the Brave never caught up, despite bringing the tying run to the plate in the ninth.

Lopez really didn’t have much. He lasted just three innings, spanning 17 batters, and managed a 2/2 K/BB ratio with a grounder rate of about 30 percent. He got through the first fine, but the second featured the sequence of double-single-strikeout-walk, loading the bases for Carson Kelly. The Chicago catcher made weak contact on an elevated slider, but it was too weak to turn into a double play, scoring the first run of the game. If the Braves were desperate, maybe, maybe (but probably not) they’d pull Lopez here. But, Lopez stayed in against presumptive NL MVP Pete Crow-Armstrong, and what resulted was a weak flare on an outside changeup that plated two more runs. Lopez stayed in for the third, where a leadoff walk, and a later single and double made it 5-0 in favor of the Cubs.

That was it for Lopez, and Smith-Shawver took over. He got a fair bit of his defense but wasn’t walking anyone and the game clipped merrily along… until he was left in to face Crow-Armstrong a second time, and, well, a two-run homer transpired. Smith-Shawver actually ended up finishing the game, tossing five innings… but he managed a 1/3 K/BB ratio in his final 12 batters (as well as said homer). I guess the Braves saved the bullpen and managed to confine the Lopez-and-Smith-Shawver win expectancy wound to a single game, but… why?

Maybe because the offense was once again, not much of one. Sure, by the end of the game they managed to tally eight hits and five walks, but they had just one extra-base hit and hit literally 70 percent (okay, 69.6 percent) of their batted balls on the ground. They hit into three double plays, which pretty much killed any shot of a comeback.

First, the Braves did little against David Peterson, who put up a 7/3 K/BB ratio in six innings. Peterson finally departed after a leadoff single by Michael Harris II in the seventh. In came Javier Assad, and Mauricio Dubon greeted him with a grounder that Alex Bregman made a good play to snag, but then bounced the throw, putting runners on the corners. After Austin Riley popped out, Sean Murphy brought in the first Atlanta run with a slow forceout at second. The Braves then benefited from Mike Yastrzemski battling Assad for seven pitches before launching a two-run homer, but got nothing else.

In the eighth, Drake Baldwin got a single off Ryan Rolison, who then walked Matt Olson on four pitches. That brought up Ozzie Albies, but his descent into an unfathomably bad September continued as he hit a weak grounder to Bregman that nonetheless became a twin killing. Harris couldn’t bring in Baldwin, either.

So, that brought us to the ninth, with trade pickup Ryan Zeferjahn trying to preserve a four-run lead. He did, in the end, but the Braves got two grounder singles before Zeferjahn struck out Murphy and walked Yastrzemski. That rolled the lineup around to the top of the order and Ronald Acuña Jr., who hit the ball very hard but unfortunately too low and too close to Nico Hoerner, who turned it into a game-ending double play. Oh well.

The division lead drops to 4.5 games, as the Phillies are idle today. The Dodgers won, but I think the Braves have largely written off one of the top two seeds, hence the Lopez-and-Smith-Shawver show today. Martin Perez has apparently been moved up to start tomorrow, where he’ll face old friend/foe Kevin Gausman.

With the Minnesota Twins hosting the New York Yankees tonight, it gives me the opportunity to use one of the few jokes I know (mine being a more dry, sardonic sense of humor): What’s the difference between a Yankees fans and a dentist? One roots for the Yanks—the other yanks for the roots. Make sure to tip your server—I’ll be here all night.

Sadly, that was the only humor present in Twins Territory for this misty/rainy/soggy loss to the Manhattan Island minions.

After Twins SP Dean Kremer corralled Aaron Judge into a T1 inning-ending double play, B1 began promisingly with a Luke Keaschall walk and a Brooks Lee single off NYY bump-er Will Warren. Alas, neither runner advanced ninety feet come inning-close.

Despite striking out the New York side in T2, Kremer hung a curveball to Jose Caballero in T3 and the sphere didn’t stop sinking until it found the LF flowerage. 1-0 NYY.

B5 looked promising to get the bottom of the line score off goose eggs—a (rare) Victor Caratini infield single followed by a clean base knock from Ryan Kreidler. But before one could say “ducks on the pond”, Walker Jenkins whiffed after failing to lay down a sac bunt and Keaschall grounded into a 6-3 Twin(s)-killing.

In B6, yet another potentially rally—runners at the corners, two outs—hinged on a precipice. Well, that is until Emmanuel Rodriguez roped a clean hit to CF scoring Kody Clemens. When NYY CF Spencer Jones squatted to snatch the sphere, it squirted by him, allowing Josh “Gonna Need Some O2 In The Dugout” Bell to chug all the way from first base to a Twins lead! 2-1 MIN.

The Hoff(man) was not hassled in T7, thanks in large part to a nice sliding foul-ball catch from Emma in LF.

The same could not be said for Andrew Morris in T8: 0.1 IP, 3 H, 1 ER (Caballero RBI single). The young fireballing reliever’s end-of-season slide continues. 2-2 tie.

Enter A.J. Minter—exit the lead: a double steal—without a Ryan Jeffers throw—followed by a bloop single by Ben Rice. 4-2 NYY.

Enter Aaron Judge—exit the competitive portion of this ballgame. 7-2 NYY.

A Bell Blast (TM) allowed for some first base side celebrations in B8. 7-3 NYY.

An Austin Wells homer in T9 off Tommy Nance only served to annoy me insomuch as it made me check all the numbers in this recap when I wanted to cash in the chips. 8-3 NYY.

Postponing my late-evening plans further, the Twins staged their obligatory ninth-inning comeback—which of course ended in the obligatory GIDP from Clemens.

Your Final: New York Yankees 8, Minnesota Twins 3.

New York’s American League squad clinches a playoff berth in Minnesota. Same as it ever was.

Zach’s Zealot(s)

• Justin Morneau & Trevor Plouffe in the TV booth: Two of my all-time favorites and their rapport is great even in what has become a lost season.

Zach’s Zombie

• The soggy, wet weather. A light rain/mist was falling for large swaths of this contest, making life miserable for those non-Mallards still motivated to get out to the ballpark for a lost cause.

Egg-cellent Elocution

• artistformerlyknownasGoose reacting to Judge breaking this game open.

Who’s Got Next

• Two more with Judge’s Jury (Tues. night & Wed. afternoon).

In the most critical September series in recent White Sox history, bloodshed was expected during the division duel. Maybe a few words would be exchanged, some ugly small-ball, or perhaps even a brawl harkening back to the José Ramírez-Tim Anderson scuffle. None of that happened. Instead, the Sox pocketed the series opener with a decisive triumph over the Guardians, 7-3.

Frames one through three were slow on both sides, with meager threats made, but nothing serious. Then the fourth inning came, and it reminded everyone why the Sox have struggled to score recently. Gavin Williams hit Munetaka Murakami to grant a free pass to the coldest hitter on the crew, and Andrew Benintendi followed with a single to center that awarded him and Murakami two bases after a close outfield throw to third. With ducks on the pond and no outs, there’s no way the Sox would come out of the inning scoreless, right?

Let’s not jump to conclusions — this is still the Sox we’re talking about. Tristan Peters struck out, but Colson Montgomery was hit by a pitch, juicing the bases just in time for Chase Meidroth to ground into a force out at home plate.

That left one out for Braden Montgomery to do damage with the sacks packed. Surely, a run will come from a guy who hasn’t had a hit since September 9. In four quick pitches, Montgomery struck out, swinging:

Fortunately, the baseball gods gifted the Sox an opportunity for redemption. And this time, they didn’t waste it.

Benintendi’s leadoff single set the stage for a grueling, 18-pitch at-bat from Peters that included 12 fouls. He ended up three pitches short of tying the MLB record for pitches seen in an at-bat.

But Tristan’s relentlessness paid off, as Williams was run off the mound and the runs started churning. Colson drove in the first … on an errant throw from first base that should’ve lit the fuse on a double play had it not bounced off Peters’ helmet:

Once again, Peters emerged as the offensive force needed to kick this team back into gear. In the space of three outs, Chicago went through three Cleveland arms, tore through 54 pitches, and put up six runs. Miguel Vargas rediscovered his power with a two-run blast, while Murakami and Braden struck out each for their third time. In other words, everything was back to normal.

If six runs weren’t enough, Benintendi added a seventh for good measure in the ninth. Although Murakami and Braden continued their disappointing slumps at the plate, at least the rest of the lineup picked up the slack.

And just like the good ol’ days this summer, the pitching backed up the bats. Sean Newcomb got in and got out in a swift first inning before passing the torch to Sean Burke. Seeking redemption for getting pushed around by the Bucs in his last outing, Burke twirled five shutout innings, fanning four and only allowing four hits. Burke’s one unearned run came in the sixth after an embarrassing fielding error from Colson on a pop-up, but the sixth-inning storm well offset this mistake.

Although a pair of runs slipped past Trevor Richards in the ninth, the Sox showed that they won’t go down without a fight. There’s plenty more where that came from, Cleveland. Tonight, the White Sox asserted that they are here to stay, and the AL Central will need to be pried from their hands.

MVP
Miguel Vargas: 2-for-4, R, 2 RBI, BB, HR, SB

Runners-Up
Sean Burke: 5 IP, 4 H, R, 2 BB, 4 K
Andrew Benintendi: 3-for-5, R, RBI
Tristan Peters: 0-for-3, R, 18-pitch BB that sparked the sixth-inning breakout, HBP, K
Hagen Smith: 2 IP, H, 0 R, 0 BB, 3 K
Chase Meidroth: 1-for-4, R, RBI, K

Cold Cats
Colson Montgomery: 0-for-4, R, 3 K, E and additional pop-up misplay

Runners-Up
Braden Montgomery: 0-for-3, BB, 3 K
Munetaka Murakami: 0-for-3, BB, 3 K
Trevor Richards: 1 IP, H, 2 R, 0 BB, 0 K, HR