
Ahhh, late September. There’s really nothing like it. The kids are back at school, the Browns aren’t dead yet (sometimes), Tom Hamilton’s voice gives me the chills much like the end of summer breeze does and I’m a week away from dusting off my Fall collection of hoodies and jeans (even though I’ll be ready for sleeves and then get hammered with 85 for a week straight and I sweat my tail off one last time before the season changes). A tradition like no other!
In recent years, we’ve added a tradition to this time of year. A heightened defense system and need for historical accuracy. It hasn’t really come from us though, has it? No this tradition comes from our neighbors. Some right across Lake Eerie, many much further North, but more recently, a thirsty crowd 350 miles West.
That’s right, it’s the time of year when the rest of the AL Central starts to whine about the Cleveland Guardians. “Oh they’re so lucky, they play a disgusting brand of baseball, just look at that run differential, BLARGHAGHRHH”. And while I could write an entire article on why the team thats won this division 4 of the last 5 years including 3 straight is probably more “good team” than just lucky every year, I’d rather actually just look at the history of this division. Because one number has been discovered by our Southside friends in their pursuit to “GOTCHA” us…
“1948”
Congratulations! The ultimate trump card! And what does that win him Johnny?!?! A shorter conversation!
Well done White Sox fans. You’ve discovered the fact that Cleveland is currently riding the longest World Series draught in MLB. And YOU, yes you of all fan bases, think it’s the conversation ender. The Ace up the sleeve. The Triple Dog Dare Ya, if you will. If there’s any talk going on, any smack or trash or linguistics if any kind that you don’t like, the fans of the franchise that has won 3 Playoff series in 100 years (thats right, 2005 is quite literally all you have but we will get to that later) and went through an even longer stretch waiting for their’s can just say “1948” and that should do it. We just have to stop talking on the spot because even though none of us have won recently, ours is further back. Forget all the times with a winning record, making the Playoffs or winning the division. To get Cleveland fans, the ONLY thing that matters is Ring culture. From a White Sox Fan!
Sorry, but I just don’t agree. It’s one thing if you’re the defending Champ and you want to talk the talk. Be my guest! You earned it. But the Royals just left the 10 year threshold and the Sox just passed 20. Hardly a position to be in when telling us to kiss the ring, right?
Now, I don’t make the rules on who is allowed to talk what. Recently I’ve seen people suggest you can’t talk if it didn’t happen in your life. There’s definitely some merit to that, but also a lot of weird crossovers. Like, a 22 year old ChiSox fan can talk trash to a 22 year old Angels fan, but the younger 20 year old ChiSox fan can’t talk that to him, especially when the 30 year old Angels fan is about to enter the chat? Not to mention, if this is being done online (where most of the trash talk exists), there’s rarely any rules or curtesy anyway.
So, what logical argument ~should~ you bring to the table when discussing ball with Neanderthals (note, I’m not calling all these fans Neanderthals, just the ones that won’t carry a conversation or argument past four digits)?… How about facts? The stats? The complete history of the AL Central- the one crown the five* of us fight for every summer for 162** games since 1995***?
(***Note, technically the AL Central began in 1994. But since that season was shortened by a Strike we won’t count that- even if all signs were pointing towards a division title (2nd and charging at the time).***)
(**Twice in this span we did not see 162 games thanks to shortened seasons, 144 in 1995 and 60 in 2020, not to mention any season ending with 161 games thanks to rain outs and no reason to make them up**)
(*Also Note: the Tigers joined the division, taking Milwaukee’s place, 3 years after the others, so they will have less chances to win it, and thus, deserve that one note on the record*)
So, Guardians fans, here are 5 other spoons of sugar you can deliver your divisional friends and foes to help their medicine go down.
5- Identifier of Good vs Bad: a .500 record
This is hardly a show stopper or even conversation starter, but it’s a little tidbit that could help slow the roll of a nasty uneducated youngling. Cleveland has gone .500 or better in the AL Central 22 times in the 32 year history, over 2/3 of the time. Chicago is actually the next closest with 16, Minnesota shortly after with 15 (both .500 or better about half the time) while Detroit and Kansas City bring up the rear at 11 and 7, respectively.
Again, this isn’t the Hammer in the argument. But it’s simply a nice reminder that one of these teams gives their fans winning baseball 2 out of every 3 years, and when you play 162 of these a year and just want to follow a team thats competing all summer, thats a great start.
4- When are we awful?
Let’s face it, a big part of the baseball season is just giving us something to watch. I can’t imagine going into a year like, no offense, the Marlins or Rockies do all the time, where you just know you’re gonna be bad. Seriously, I can’t imagine it because the Guardians have never finished last in the division. In fact, they haven’t even finished in 4th since the Manny Acta days. That’s right, Cleveland has the least amount of both 4th and 5th place finishes in the division. Bottoming out in Cleveland is a few games under .500 and finishing in 3rd place while the next wave of young talent gets their feet wet. It’s a great spot to be in and one no one else can relate to.
Last place finishes;
CLE-0
CWS-3
MIN-8
DET-8
KC-13
Fourth place finishes;
CLE-5
DET-5
MIN-6
CWS-7
KC-8
Bottom line here is that in addition to the success, Guardians are rarely giving you a summer not worth watching. Which, ya know, is pretty cool.
3- The 90 Win season
I think this is a SUPER underrated one. Even though there are a few outliers (2000, 2005 and 2019 Tribe alone) 90 wins is typically the breaking point for a really good team, and back when we had 4 Playoff spots, was typically a must-have for October baseball. Now, things have changed a bit, but the 90 win mark is still one I strive for each year, knowing that it’ll typically mean a really good team from start to finish.
And in the Central, this is one mark the Guardians OWN over everyone else
90 Win Seasons:
CLE-14
MIN-6
DET-4
CWS-4
KC-1
The Guardians at 14 are just one shy of the rest of the division combined, at 15. They even won 100 games in a season that was shortened to 144 games. This is so uncompetitive in the division, that the only real competition for year-in-year-out top success would be the Yankees and Red Sox in the entire American League. Boston has 1 more such season than the Guardians have at 15; Yankees have the most with 23.
2- Playoff appearances & Series won
This one can be a little tricky, as while Cleveland is yet again dominant in this area, this is where you get into the frustrating part of the conversation.
In the 32 years since having at least 3 divisions Winners and a Wild Card make the Playoffs, the Guardians lead the way with 16 Playoff appearances. They’re also ahead in playoff series wins, suggesting not only do they make the playoffs a lot (literally every other year) but they aren’t having empty runs of in-and-out.
Side note- it’s remarkable how the teams with a ring in this division would be the last ones you’d guess mathematically to have one. Credit to the Royals and White Sox, for taking advantage when they did get there. But outside of those very brief windows they have almost no success at all. Like I mentioned earlier, the White Sox 3 series wins all came in 2005, that is, unless they take care of business in Houston tonight…
1- American League Central Titles
Voila, the crowning achievement of the Cleveland Guardians and formerly Indians. They have won this division 14 times when the next closest is Minnesota with 9.
Finishes by team, in order 1st-5th
Cleveland: 14, 7, 6, 5, 0
Minnesota: 9, 5, 4, 6, 8
Chicago: 4, 11, 7, 7, 3
Detroit: 4, 6, 6, 5, 8
Kansas City: 1, 3, 7, 8, 13
Many will probably laugh at this because winning the division is just step one (sometimes an unnecessary step with the wild card) towards the ultimate goal, but you cannot tell me that these things don’t matter. Did you see the faces of those Guardians popping champagne? It’s been 3 years running of this stuff for some of them and it is still not old at all. They put their bodies on the line and their lives on hold so they can play 162 games a summer. It’s a commitment unlike any other in North American sports and they should be rewarded for being the best at it amongst their rivals. I know the other fanbases enjoy it when they finally get the chance! Even if that’s a ways back…
So what does this all mean? I throw a bunch of meaningless stats out there that would suggest this team has somewhere between 2-4 rings in the last 32 years, and yet, we are still without one in probably all of our lifetimes. Is it fair? No, not really, but that’s sports. All it means to me is that, we get to root for a team that is constantly positioning themselves TO win it. So even though it doesn’t or hasn’t worked out for us yet, we are spoiled to have a team that’s always doing what it takes to get to the Dance, even if we still haven’t taken home the date. And when the day comes when it does happen, it’ll be so much sweeter. Hopefully Tom Hamilton will be on that call as well.






































