PHOENIX — OK, whoever wrote this Hollywood script has a merciless sense of humor.
Come on, this was supposed to be the first chapter of Justin Verlander’s glorious return, his first start in a Detroit Tigers uniform in 3,135 days, at the age of 43 years and 38 days.
Instead, it was a living nightmare Monday night for the future Hall of Famer and the oldest athlete in major North American team sports.
Final score: Arizona Diamondbacks 9, Tigers 6.
Verlander took the loss, and lasted just 3 ⅔ innings, giving up six hits, five earned runs and two walks with one strikeout.
It took Verlander 20 pitches to record his first out.
It was 2-0 after the first four batters.
It was 5-0 after the first 11 batters.
The Diamondbacks had a homer, triple, double and three singles by the third inning. All-Star outfielder Corbin Carroll had a triple, homer and four RBIs by the second inning, becoming only the second player to accomplish the feat in an entire game against Verlander, joining Denard Span.
The Diamondbacks scorched six balls over 100 mph the first two innings, and Verlander didn’t produce a single strikeout until the 15th batter he faced. He recorded only six swings and misses in his 80-pitch outing.
"It sucks, not the way I obviously wanted it to go," Verlander said, "which is disappointing for myself more than anybody else in the world. … You spend all spring training working on stuff, feel OK, and then the first game of the season felt like nothing was right. ...
"They had way too many good swings on most of my pitches. I need to be better."
It was a season debut that Verlander hopes to flush from his memory as quickly as possible, certainly before his next scheduled start Sunday, April 5, in a nationally televised game against the St. Louis Cardinals at Detroit’s Comerica Park.
Still, despite the ugliness, Verlander refused to give in. He finished his outing by retiring seven of the final nine batters he faced, leaving after 80 pitches. He stayed in the dugout for awhile after he was pulled from the game, standing next to Tigers manager A.J. Hinch, lamenting his performance.
"I got some outs, but I wouldn’t consider it progress," Verlander said. "I think it was much of the same, to be honest."
It’s premature, and perhaps foolish for anyone to start panicking over Verlander. It was just one start against one of the league’s finest hitting teams in Arizona. Verlander got off to a slow start last season for the San Francisco Giants, too, going 0-7 with a 4.70 ERA in the first half compared to 4-4 with a 2.99 ERA the second half.
"I don’t think what I did today is sustainable," he said. "If that’s the way hitters are going to react against me, I need to be sharper than that."
Verlander already has ideas swirling in his head before his next start, knowing he has three Cy Young awards and 266 victories for a reason. He wouldn’t have come back if he thought he’d be a detriment. He knows he can still be successful, and plans to prove it.
"Obviously, he’s thinking about some different things, pitch mechanics, or whatever it may be." Tigers catcher Dillon Dingler said. "He’s a perfectionist, and he’s one of the best to ever do it. So it’s kind of cool to see the constant drive that he has. It’s cool that each game he’s trying to get better and get better."
The Tigers’ confidence in Verlander refuses to wane, even after a spring in which he yielded a 6.75 ERA, giving up seven homers in 14 ⅔ innings. Tigers pitchers can’t stop raving about what he has meant to their staff, and are convinced vintage Verlander will surface again.
"It’s been a ton of fun to be with him," two-time Cy Young award winner Tarik Skubal tells USA TODAY Sports. "Just his eagerness to want to get better and his preparation, not that I didn't expect it, it's just like to a level that I didn't really know was possible.
"He's invested in everything going on. That's something I can easily pick up on and apply to my game the attention to detail he is on every single specific thing. It's really impressive. He’s 43 years old and still locked in. He's locked in for my bullpens. He's locked in for the other guys’ bullpens. He's locked in on days I pitch on what I'm doing.
"It's really cool."
The Tigers didn’t sign Verlander to a one-year, $13 million contract for sentimental purposes. They know he can be a solid No. 4 starter, replacing Reese Olson, who underwent labrum surgery. Yet, they also see the impact he makes behind the scenes, what he means to this passionate fanbase, and believe he can take them where they haven’t gone in 42 years:
The World Series championship.
"It definitely got me excited when I heard Justin was coming back here," said Tigers closer Kenley Jansen, who’s just 23 saves shy of 500 and a ticket to Cooperstown. "He’s definitely a Detroit legend, a first ballot Hall of Famer. I can only imagine what it does for the fans.
"But for us, guys like me, my first year in Detroit, it’s definitely fired me up."
Hinch vividly remembers Verlander walking through the Houston Astros clubhouse doors for the first time after being traded in 2017, in between games of a doubleheader, and just what his presence meant to the entire team.
Two months later, the Astros were celebrating their first World Series championship with Verlander going 5-0 with a 1.06 ERA in five regular-season starts, and 4-1 with a 2.21 ERA in the postseason.
"When he walked through the doors," Hinch said, "is when I first felt the magnitude of what it was like to have Justin Verlander on your team, and how he raises everyone's play around him. He’s been incredible ever since …
"He’s fit in extremely well with this club, the personality of this team and the preparation surrounding this team."
While Verlander’s parents and family were at the game Monday, it will be a whole different vibe in his next start in Detroit. It’s a day Tigers fans have been anticipating since he signed, with Scott Harris, Tigers president of baseball operations, receiving more positive feedback than any move he made since joining the team.
"He's been a huge boost," Harris said. "In addition to what he can do on the field, off the field, the leadership and the wisdom that he shares with this young group is incredible. There are players asking him questions all the time about how he would approach certain situations. But the thing that I was struck by is how many of our players take notice of his work and how he approaches things.
"When he throws a bullpen, he is obsessed with every detail on every single pitch. That's just a habit and a practice that has served him well in his career. He's going to be a first-ballot Hall of Famer because of the talent, but also like the way he approaches the game and how prepared he is. It’s already rubbing off on our young guys."
Verlander, who made 380 starts for the Tigers before being traded Aug. 31, 2017, to the Astros, joins Don Sutton of the Los Angeles Dodgers as the only pitchers in baseball history to make the first 380 starts of their career for one team, leave and start at least 175 games elsewhere, and then return to his original team.
It’s reminiscent of Hall of Famer Tom Seaver returning to the New York Mets after making 360 starts and leaving, and Hall of Famer Tom Glavine who returned to Atlanta after making 505 starts, departing as a free agent, and returning.
"I think the home start is really what will hit our guys because of the fan reaction," Hinch said, "the Old English D being on his chest will hit a little bit different."
Said Skubal: "That one Sunday is going to be pretty special. I know it’s scheduled to rain, but I expect 40,000. It’s going to be like a playoff environment."
Maybe, the emotional return will bring back a vintage Verlander, too.
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This article originally appeared on USA TODAY: Justin Verlander's season debut was ugly but Tigers not panicking
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